2007-05-18 17:19:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he knew the power within.
[chi = power within,
ken = to know].
2007-05-18 17:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
coz he wanted to cross the road.. his wish..
its not illegal for a chicken to cross the road.. why make such a big deal of a little chicken.. huh!
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
2007-05-19 02:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
2007-05-19 01:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by strawberry22 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'cuz the road crossed the chicken
2007-05-19 00:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To watch the man lay bricks.
2007-05-19 02:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was promised by the Republican Party if he went over to their side they would never pluck him! LOL.
2007-05-19 14:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To find the letter C.
2007-05-19 00:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
To kick the little boy's a**!
(You'll have to watch the video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1HdOI1dhv0
2007-05-19 03:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by ohhnicholas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side. lol
Francine M
2007-05-19 00:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Francine M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To lay it on the line.
2007-05-19 00:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋