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The weatherman got the forecast wrong again.

2007-05-18 17:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 1 0

If you see a fish swim past your living room window, it can mean only one of two things: (1) You own a submarine, or (2) you've been smoking the drapes!

2007-05-18 17:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by Gone! 1 · 1 0

Time to get your head out of the fish tank Bill.

2007-05-18 18:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by blondietatt04 5 · 1 0

You set up your house at Sea World?

2007-05-18 17:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by JAN 7 · 2 0

sadly, you're living under water...or you've mistaken the living room window for the fishtank...maybe you shouldn't have another beer

2007-05-18 17:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You are hallucinating. Watch cartoons they're really funny when your high. You know the people that makes these up has to be high.

2007-05-18 17:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 3 · 2 0

either you live in a pineapple under the sea, or your doing too much acid and watching sponge bob.

2007-05-18 17:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by chrisyoung7627 2 · 2 0

It's the television and that's "Finding Nemo".

2007-05-18 17:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1 0

That you need to stay away from the hallucinogens.

2007-05-18 17:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by MadbI 3 · 2 0

Your home was accidentally moved to LOUISIANA, during the night.

2007-05-18 17:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 1 1

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