Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

head lice? They are enjoying another revival in local schools - I've had them twice in 30 years of working with children!

2007-05-16 11:00:08 · 34 answers · asked by saddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE TELL
No hold's barred, spill the bean's

I'm waiting
BRING IT ON

;-)

2007-05-16 10:59:59 · 11 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Jokes & Riddles

times a day does the average person fart?

2007-05-16 10:58:53 · 14 answers · asked by Laura Block 4 in Polls & Surveys

and finds his wife with a washing basket in one hand and a wok in the other. "Tidy!" he says, "are you cooking us chinese?"
"No" she says..."I'm about to iron your shirts !!"

2007-05-16 10:58:46 · 13 answers · asked by ♥cardanja♥ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 10:58:10 · 16 answers · asked by Samhach Faol 2 in Rock and Pop

Where can I get one????
(My picture keeps falling down)

2007-05-16 10:57:08 · 42 answers · asked by Maria S © 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:57:06 · 12 answers · asked by G.W. loves winter! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:56:30 · 23 answers · asked by marcopolo8503 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:55:50 · 9 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:55:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who was your favorite character from the cartoon walt disney movie Alice In Wonderland , and why ? i found it in my cabinet the other day and watched it after 15 years lol

2007-05-16 10:54:11 · 17 answers · asked by Me 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:54:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever wondered what happened to Heddie? The one who wanted to be Marlena and had plastic surgery to look just like her? Okay, remember when Marlena went away to do her work and she was kidnapped and John found her and rescued her. What if it is not Marlena and it is Heddie? It was too easy for John to find her and everything is okay. I think it will come out when everyone least expects it. What do you think?

2007-05-16 10:53:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-05-16 10:53:29 · 11 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

Type the most random thing you can think of. I need a good laugh.

2007-05-16 10:53:19 · 33 answers · asked by k-ma; <3 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I like the show and was happy with the Series Finale. Rory got a good job and Loreli will probably get back together with Luke.

2007-05-16 10:53:06 · 5 answers · asked by Stareyes 5 in Drama

2007-05-16 10:52:59 · 17 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:52:42 · 2 answers · asked by yecart19710 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-05-16 10:51:30 · 34 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

Additional Info:

The maintenance guy isn't very helpful.
It's the only workspace available.
It blows on my ears and head.
I cannot adjust it because there is a metal grid-plate prevnting any configuration of the A/C shafts (which directs the flow of the cold air).
Any and all suggestions are highly appreciated!

2007-05-16 10:51:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:51:11 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:50:11 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

2007-05-16 10:49:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass

2007-05-16 10:48:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Broken into your house and has a gun pinned to your head......your family is tied up watching in terror.....

What are your thoughts at this exact moment?

2007-05-16 10:47:54 · 14 answers · asked by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:47:27 · 28 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

Never Show Up Late!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had and affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.

I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.".....

Just as the priest finished his talk, the republican senator arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."

Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE!

2007-05-16 10:47:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Theres 2 guys that are in a bar thats on top of a cliff.

The first one sez ''hey come and look at this'' and walks to the edge of the cliff.
the first guy jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat and flies back up.
''wow howd u do that?''
'' u just gotta wear a coat and catch the wind in it, its easy''
so the second guy tries and falls to his death. the first guy walks back into the bar and the bartender sez

''wow u can be an a.s.shole went ur drunk superman''

2007-05-16 10:46:41 · 7 answers · asked by skxu 3 in Jokes & Riddles

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.

"You have no arms !"

"No matter," said the man. "Observe !"

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.

The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moment before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked,

"Bishop, who was this man ?".

"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied,



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" ................ BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL"





WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more


The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday.

I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened ? Who is this man ?" the first monk asked breathlessly.



"I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but..."





(. . . Wait for it ...)




(.. . . It's worth it.. ..)






"HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER."

2007-05-16 10:46:13 · 20 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2 women are coming home from a night out, they stop in a church yard for a wee. 1 wipes herself on her knickers and throws them away the other uses a wreath, The next night their husbands are in the pub, 1 says I'll have to watch my wife she came home without her knickers last night, the other said that's nothing I found a card stuck in my wife's @$$ that said - from all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you.

2007-05-16 10:46:09 · 10 answers · asked by cleocat 5 in Jokes & Riddles