One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
2007-05-16 10:49:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my g i love it 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-16 11:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry-doesn't really rate a star-alright but not star worthy
2007-05-16 17:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by johnykay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-05-16 18:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love that ;; really good =D
heres a star ***
2007-05-16 17:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by alexandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it ok joke
2007-05-16 21:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋