My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass
2007-05-16 10:48:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wait, I think I just saw your grandmother.
2007-05-16 10:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl. I liked those. They were good. How bout this one? I don't jog because the friction of my thighs rubbing together caught my shorts on fire. I know it's an old one but I still think it's a good one.
I liked yours better though. Good ones.
2007-05-16 11:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every morning my grandad bends over and touches his slippers 10 times when he has loosened up he gets out of bed and puts them on some of your thoughts were funny but some were tragic and did you know yahoo answers has spell check but i'll lave it to you to decide if you need to use it by the way when you joined that health club i would say that you definitely lost pounds 400 to be exact they are gone forever they don't refund due to non usage
2007-05-16 11:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are all pretty funny but I think the one about flabby thighs is my favorite. Thanx!!
2007-05-16 10:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Oenophile... (Lynn) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who want's to die healthy, you wil feel robbed. Keep as you are brother. As for your gran, let her run she won't get far, i legged her up awhile ago, she's on a battery chair now! and the batteries are flat. I should know i knicked em for my personal stereo, intro and nothing!
2007-05-16 12:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by DALE A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones! lol! 10 to each one! Funny! Goodnight!
2007-05-16 10:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too True my feelings exactly, good night sleep tight.
2007-05-16 10:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good night now. Sleep well!
2007-05-16 10:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I must say, I have never been left with thoughts like that at bedtime:))
Bless you, hope you will have/had a good nights sleep!
2007-05-16 11:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh No, Derick
Please don't lave us
We don't like being laved
2007-05-16 10:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋