Theres 2 guys that are in a bar thats on top of a cliff.
The first one sez ''hey come and look at this'' and walks to the edge of the cliff.
the first guy jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat and flies back up.
''wow howd u do that?''
'' u just gotta wear a coat and catch the wind in it, its easy''
so the second guy tries and falls to his death. the first guy walks back into the bar and the bartender sez
''wow u can be an a.s.shole went ur drunk superman''
2007-05-16 10:46:41 · 7 answers · asked by skxu 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah...
I like that one you deserve a star for that one
you made my day...have a good one.....
2007-05-16 10:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that 30 years or so ago, with a little variation:
two men are in a bar in the middle off a 45 floor skyscrapper. ONe says to the other, "I bet you $20 I can jump off the roof of this building and go by this window and wave at you, and then go right back up, without any wires or ropes,and not get hurt."
the other guy says your crazy,! thats 45 floors up from the street, you just keep falling and wind up nothing but be a greasy spot!
the first guy says, "I'm telling you I can do it, just sit hear and watch."
he leaves the bar, goes up on the roof, and jumps over the side, the guy in the bar is staring out the window and sees him coming down very fast, then the man falling, suddenly stops, waves, and then goes right back up!
the man is flabbergasted, he sits down near speechless, and the first guy comes down, and says "see I told you! now pay up"!
th 2nd guy slaps a $100 down on the bar and says, "tell me how you did it! and you can have the $100!"
the first man explains that there is an up-draft between the surrounding other skyscrappers, that causes a phenomenon of a vacuum, and the air current pushes you back up. the 2nd man is skeptical, "Do it again he says, that just can't be?!!"
so the first man repeats the stunt, and sure enough he does the same thing, he falls really fast, gets to the window, comes to a stop, and then goes back to the top"?! The 2nd man is convinced that it must be true, and he races up to the top, just as the first man is entering the bar. in a few seconds he tumbles past the bar's window, flailing his arms wildly and plummeting to certain death. The first guy just chuckles, the man falls to his death ,. the bartender then says "Mr. Kent I told you before, stop doing that to my best paying customers!"
2007-05-16 18:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by edjdonnell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-16 18:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the same as superman's "magic beer" but it's still funny
2007-05-16 17:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but it's not thaaaaaat great.
2007-05-16 17:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thta one of the funniest jokes i ver heard....rotfl
2007-05-16 20:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by ☮ Heroin[e] ☮ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea its iight
2007-05-16 17:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋