Say Something Random...?

Question

Type the most random thing you can think of. I need a good laugh.

Answer 1

i have some words to live by!:

"touch me beautiful" is not an appropriate term to use when hitting on chicks.
Banana pudding is good, but we need to burn all the tapioca.
Never light a match and throw it in your living room.
Lighter fluid is only fun OUTSIDE!
His mom ate my homework is not an accurate excuse to use in class.
"did you got yer tickets to the gun show?" really is the dumbest thing you could say to a girl, besides "touch me beautiful" and "do you know where the nearest vet is? cuz these puppies are sick."
Apparently throwing cake in the cafeteria really IS worthy of four detentions.
Bad singers who know they suck don't need to sing every song they hear really loud.
Bad singers don't need to sing every song really loud to piss people off.
Sitting at lincoln memorial laughing so hard you're crying, IS a funny as hell reason to get dirty looks from people who actually care that they are at someplace important.
It should be against the law for white people to say GANGSTA!

And last but not least:
YOU ONLY NEED TO BE SIGNED ON TO ONE GODDAMNED AIM SCREENNAME YOU JACKASSES! THREE OR FOUR IS STUPID!!! THE SAME GODDAMNED PERSON ISN'T GONNA TALK TO YOU ON THREE DIFFERENT NAMES!

Answer 2

I was walking through the park when three Cogs jumped out in front of me.

A Cog is a cat and a Dog mixed together to make this horible barking creature that you just wanna punch but it's just so darn cute.

Anyway they come up to me and they start telling me That I have to defeat them all in paw to hand combat in order to survive. But instead I decided to rip open the space Time continum and step through back iun time to stop myself from taking a walk, so disguised myself as three Cogs to give myself a warning.

So I saw myself walking throught the park and I came up to me and said hey, but in Cogian language that translates to Paw to hand combat, so I saw me jump into the space time rip then realizing that Im not really supposed to even be here.

It was then that I realized that I should have just walked up to myself and asked him wuts up and then the whole thing would never have happened, but I could not fix that now, so I decided to tell you this joke:

If a man is in a forrest and there is not a woman around to hear him and he says something, and he says something is he still wrong?

So yeah pretty average day for me actually.

Answer 3

Ah, Something random?

Answer 4

bubbles go....POP
my camera is blue
i wish i could be a tree hill babe
oh dang i want furry paws!
purple gorrilas are hawt
i saw an orange cat like two days ago!!
i ate white cheese yesterday
i want to be a mouse, wait no, a community, nooo a real estate!!!!
gr. do i scare you?
oh yuck! this is true, but my sister's fish's poop is hanging super long down out of it's butt and the tank is in my face!!! yuck!
i'm staring at a door.

Answer 5

ok there are these two flamingoes bathing in a pond and the one flamingo says to the other flamingo "hey can i borrow a bar of soap?" and the other flamingo says "no what do i look like, a toaster?!"

one of my friends told me that once and i thought it had a real point and i spent all day seriously trying to figure it out.

Answer 6

A green and purple vortex open up on my middle toe and Eddie murffy jumped out and asked were my sink was.

Answer 7

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?

Bow chicka bow wow!

When everyone is silent, yell out DANGER 2 TEH MANIFOLD!!!! O NOES!

If anyone comes in the room, call them 'Sandy, Darling'

Answer 8

i did the macerana with a paper clip on red roof inn at 4:31 p.m.

Answer 9

Git R Done

Answer 10

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