Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

2007-05-16 11:53:49 · 32 answers · asked by Cochran 6 in Polls & Surveys

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2007-05-16 11:52:33 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ Sin Boldly ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does this song top the 10 worst songs list?

2007-05-16 11:52:29 · 48 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

we drive like savages, talk like savages, eat so much junk foods like savages and are rude to one another all the time? what are we so pissed off bout these days?

gas price?

2007-05-16 11:52:17 · 19 answers · asked by Gym Rat Gangsta 1 in Polls & Surveys

are you

2007-05-16 11:51:58 · 8 answers · asked by kmario wart godzilla bowser 2 in Comedy

2007-05-16 11:51:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your neighbor's lawn is covered in dandelions? Would you say anything to him/her about it?

2007-05-16 11:51:29 · 44 answers · asked by prairiegurrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

(more like haunting him)

who all is in attendance?

2007-05-16 11:51:18 · 14 answers · asked by James 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know you're out there somewhere..so show yourself!

2007-05-16 11:51:07 · 24 answers · asked by Trish 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 11:50:49 · 6 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

when sleeping...

2007-05-16 11:50:49 · 9 answers · asked by Jacuzzi Lover 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am working at a shopping center(in construction, they are adding an Old Navy) and a storm came in. The wind blew a cart into the side of my car, causing a huge dent.

2007-05-16 11:49:56 · 16 answers · asked by Phillies 2008 WS Champions! 3 in Polls & Surveys

To release your raw emotion during the moment?

2007-05-16 11:49:29 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone here like country music? If so what songs? I really like the rascal flatts and a bunch of other people! Please respond!

2007-05-16 11:49:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-05-16 11:48:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

childhood memory?

2007-05-16 11:48:14 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like Honey Bunches of Oats.

2007-05-16 11:46:50 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what brand?

2007-05-16 11:46:42 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need to find an episode of Doug to view for a project. i found out the title of the episode "Doug's Fan Club". its the episode when this kid Todd follows Doug around everywhere and Doug eventually ends up bugging out on him. i can't understand why Doug's not on DVD, but anyways... if anyone has a link or something, that'd be AMAZING

2007-05-16 11:46:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

2007-05-16 11:46:27 · 17 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have the radio on the colour,save yourself is on

2007-05-16 11:46:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why is it your favorite?

2007-05-16 11:46:09 · 16 answers · asked by Buffy Summers 6 in Movies

2007-05-16 11:45:49 · 51 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

I got some really weird replies

2007-05-16 11:45:31 · 14 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

I gotta go with Apollo Burger and ketchup. Mmmmmm

2007-05-16 11:43:52 · 37 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

When answering a question ??? Just put your witty reply then...... add a bit more but down space it....... You can then take up one whole page with your answer !!! Ps if anyone asks My name is basketcase ..........

2007-05-16 11:43:23 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Regardless warnings.

2007-05-16 11:42:42 · 48 answers · asked by Sunbeam 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 11:42:01 · 26 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

make sure you turn everything off and lock everything up before you join me nite nite x

2007-05-16 11:40:50 · 11 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 11:40:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys