Please Star If You Laughed!?

Question

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Answer 1

haha nothing like a hardcore stamp collector

Answer 2

A humorous one and that i supply you a famous guy or woman. that's a humorous(!!) ghosts chat. 2 ghosts met and the two chat approximately how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2d ghost : I died of chilly. 1st ghost : How does it sense once you're loss of existence in chilly? 2d ghost : easily, i became into by risk locked interior the refrigerator. initially, i became into shivering, then my total physique began to freeze, later I felt the full worldwide became into darkish and that i died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a terrible thank you to die.... 2d ghost : How approximately you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2d ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : easily, i found out that my spouse is having an affair with yet another guy. at some point, once I got here returned from artwork, observed a pair of guy shoes outdoors my domicile. Then, i found out that the guy became into in my domicile with my spouse. once I rushed into the mattress room, my spouse became into on my own. i'd desire to discover the place that bastard is hiding. So I searched the rest room, I ran downstairs, looked interior the storeroom, however the bastard became into no longer there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the cloth cabinet, yet i got here upon no longer something. because of the fact of all that working,I have been given a heart attack and died. 2d ghost : Why you on no account seek for the bastard interior the refrigerator? The bastard became into hiding there. We the two ought to be alive now!!

Answer 3

Really cute but she should only marry 5 men. Too much to read.

Answer 4

Cute. And truthful. Heres your first star

Answer 5

its good but not funny only worth a chuckle have a star anyway

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 7

ill be honest, it was alright, not worth a laugh but a smile

Answer 8

LOL...worth a star! G1!

Answer 9

I had to think aobut it for a quick second!

Answer 10

Yes you made me laugh!