Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

2007-05-15 16:26:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:24:16 · 13 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:22:18 · 31 answers · asked by chilly 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:22:10 · 15 answers · asked by j.c. 3 in Celebrities

2007-05-15 16:21:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have an interview tomorrow for a p/t position as a bank teller...What is your opinion of my answers and do you have any suggestions?

Greatest Strength?

My ability to work well with people. I am friendly and personable.

Greatest Weakness?

I sometimes have trouble with trying to please everybody

Biggest Accomplishment?

My son. I have been through a lot and have overcome there obstacles to have my son and raise him to be happy and healthy.

2007-05-15 16:19:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This one girl put on her myspace that she feel's "deeper" than most people. How does she know that? She may feel what she feels is deep, that doesn't mean its deeper than some one elses.

2007-05-15 16:19:21 · 8 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Polls & Surveys

Me?
I'm afraid of being alone and the lost of my loved ones...

How about you?

2007-05-15 16:19:15 · 18 answers · asked by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 in Polls & Surveys

Known as Toni Childs on Girlfriends (real name Jill somebody), how did her character end on Girlfriends?

2007-05-15 16:18:50 · 2 answers · asked by black queen 2 in Comedy

Band name and favorite album, please. My initial thought is The Deftones.

No Evanescence or any band even kind of like them!!!!!!!

2007-05-15 16:18:21 · 8 answers · asked by somathus 7 in Other - Music

I want to buy something on the internet but the problem is that i dont have a credit card or checking acount. is it possible? i'm getting my first job soon, but i cant wait.

2007-05-15 16:18:15 · 34 answers · asked by i ♥ Food 3 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
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A blonde went to the dentist one day to have a tooth pulled and she was very nervous about it. The dentist noticed this and while he was putting his gloves on, he started to talk to the woman so she wouldn't feel so nervous.
He asked, "Do you know how they make these gloves?" The woman shook her head. The doctor explained, "In a big rubber factory they have a whole lot of men and women with different hand sizes and they have to put their hands into a big huge tank of melted rubber and wait until it dries and then take it off and do it again." The woman didn't even blink she seemed to be too busy trying not the panic.
So he tried telling her a joke or two but once again she didn't even smirk. So he gave up about five to ten minute later.
In the middle of getting the tooth removed she burst out laughing and he had to stop in case she'd choke. He asked, "What's wrong?" She just laughed and said, "If that's how they make gloves I wonder how they make condoms."
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A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.
They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.
The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.
The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.
The Red-Head goes second, and makes it to the 77th stair.
The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.
God asks "Why are you laughing now?"
The Blonde says "I just got the first joke".
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10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!
And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."
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The sperm whale has the heaviest brain of any creature that ever lived on Earth.
Julius Caesar, the famous Roman emperor, had all the hair on his body plucked. Baldness in ancient times was a sign of mascilinity.
Charles Dickens got paid penny per word for his novels. (Thus explains the length of "A TALE OF TWO CITIES")
Dinosaurs burped and farted.
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before starving to death.
The shortest war in history was 38 minutes between England and Zanzibar.
A polar bear's skin is black. The fur is not white. It is actually clear.
William Shakespeare, the English genius, invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
Women blink twice as much as men.
On average, a right- handed person lives nine years longer than a left- handed person.
If the population of China passed you in a single file line, it would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
China has more English speakers than the USA.
The longest name for a town in the world is 167 letters.
The longest word in the English language contains 1909 letters. It is the name for a part of DNA.
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with aa population of 1000 and an area of 108.7 acres.
An elephant walks on its three toes.
The whale is considered a mammal (creature with hair or fur). The hair on the whale is on its chin. It has three hairs.
A cow cannot give milk unless it has had a baby first.
The right arm of President Lincoln was longer than his left. This is because in the political campaigns, he would have his right arm shaked many times.
No portrait of Washington exist with his mouth open. He had wooden teeth and if were to open his mouth, his teeth would fall out.
Washington never chopped down a cherry tree.
Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat cake." It was rumored that she did to stir hatred against her.
Some useless things to know for the fact of knowing.
The most common last name in the world is Patel.
The most common first name in the world is Mohammed.
No word in the English language rhymes with the words month, orange, purple, or silver.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Our stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks or else it will digest itself.
Our skin weighs twice as much as our brain.
An ostrich's eye is larger than its brain.
If you ever find yourself in the jaws of a crocodile, jam your thumbs into each of its eyes. It will release you instantly.
The first bomb dropped by the Allies in WW II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
If you being chased by an alligator or crocodile, run in a straight path rather than zig-zag. They can't see straight.
The best selling book in the history of man is the Bible.
The largest pyramid is not in Egypt but rather in the Yucatan (Mexico), built by the Mayans.
The Amazon River is the largest river in the world by volume.
If a octopus gets hungry eough, it'll eat its own arms, besides it has eight it can spare one or two.
When you sneeze, the air that comes out of your nose goes faster than that of a hurricane.
Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Who had the horrible idea of the word lisp having a 's' in it?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is it in a film any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Why is it in a film most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
Why is it in a film television news bulletins always contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Why is it in a film the door bell always rings at the end of a conversation, never in the middle.
Why is it in a film a detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Why is it in a film if you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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A mother taught her daughter about sex.
She said,"If somebody feels the top part of your body, say stop. If somebody touches the bottom part, say don't."
One day the daughter came to the mother and said,"A boy in my class touched both the top and bottom parts, so I said, don't stop!"
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Two virgins get married.
As their first night together approaches, they wonder what they are supposed to do. So they decide to call the bride's mother.
The mother tells them to get undressed. They do.
Then she tells the bride that the groom should put the "Hardest part of his body into where you go to the bathroom."
An hour later, when the bride's mother calls back and asks how everything went, the bride says, "Well, I don't know, he has his head stuck in the toilet bowl, now what?"

2007-05-15 16:17:29 · 15 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know you guys are all procrastinating by being on here so spill. I've got a 5 minute speech due tomorrow that I haven't worked on at all. Anyone got anything worse?

2007-05-15 16:17:18 · 39 answers · asked by bookgirlx3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:15:38 · 36 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

First of all, the ONLY reason i have XM is to listen to the Opie and Anthony show. Whether a fan or not, what is being done to them, and radio hosts alike, is a shame. An embarrasment to our society.

Here's what other's have to say:

"O&A had a homeless gentlemen on their "pay service" XM show on Weds, the person maybe some off color remarks about having sex with Condoleezza Rice and Laura Bush... Now they are under fire for something that they DIDNT even say. XM has confirmed today that O&A have been suspended for 30 days, and other sources say they have been 'unofficially' fired."

"The attack on free speech has gone far enough. First, its FCC regulated "free" radio hosts being fired for what they were paid to do. But, now unregulated pay services are sucumbing to pressure from special interest group's attacking speech they don't like. This is where we draw the line in the sand."

2007-05-15 16:14:57 · 17 answers · asked by mella 2 in Radio

Deep thinking here, sorry.

2007-05-15 16:12:46 · 9 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

In the following report it says Paris is distraught over her jail sentence, I say Who cares? You did the crime now do the time Paris? Shut up and quit crying about it! What do you think?

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070515:people_paris_hilton__ER:1

2007-05-15 16:12:44 · 20 answers · asked by Sky 2 in Celebrities

and no one is around to hear it doe's it make a sound

2007-05-15 16:12:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would say that my favorite has been Motion City or The Hush Sound....

2007-05-15 16:11:32 · 44 answers · asked by Caroline 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:11:23 · 13 answers · asked by Someone Else 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:10:20 · 15 answers · asked by suzie. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:10:19 · 38 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

im just wondering... what are some reasons why maturity ratings in movies and games are necessary and even helpful?

2007-05-15 16:10:16 · 2 answers · asked by me 2 in Movies

What do you talk about? Do you answer back?

2007-05-15 16:09:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:06:48 · 35 answers · asked by Superconductive Magnet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:06:39 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:06:35 · 8 answers · asked by MERCY M 2 in Other - Music

I wonder sometimes if people that really did have more time would actually get more done, or continue to procrastinate?

When people are motivated, the work hard and fast.

What do you think?

2007-05-15 16:04:18 · 13 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:04:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 16:02:33 · 19 answers · asked by tellitlikeitis 4 in Polls & Surveys