Entertainment & Music - 5 May 2007

Less than 20 is my guess.

2007-05-05 08:46:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up to the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutter -
"Pizza delivery guy".

2007-05-05 08:46:44 · 40 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

How would you feel if your daughter became a stripper, did porn or ended up like one of the cast members on girls next door? Why would you feel this way?

2007-05-05 08:46:02 · 12 answers · asked by Love always, Kortnei 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 08:45:47 · 10 answers · asked by wundumgai 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 19 years old today, wish me happy birthday!
thank you!

2007-05-05 08:44:56 · 8 answers · asked by slow t 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 08:43:58 · 18 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 08:43:50 · 5 answers · asked by Courtney 1 in Comics & Animation

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.

Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress.

"So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"

2007-05-05 08:43:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I plan on going out and finding some other Emos to loiter, cry and listen to Eve 6 with.

2007-05-05 08:43:08 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ღ λLﻉχις .¸¸.♥. 3 in Polls & Surveys

I bet I can hit one whilst he's flying, can you???

2007-05-05 08:41:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have cleaned bathrooms before and I notice that the mans
bathroom has only 2-sit down toilets
in just about every mans bathroom I have cleaned it is
only 2 toilets to sit down on and the rest are those pee pee
toilets I do not understand them

And now you tell me why this is 2-toilets for sitting on? he he

2007-05-05 08:41:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-05 08:40:51 · 10 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 08:40:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I mean we enjoyed it, and we continued doing it for a while.. 8 months to be exact he's 31 and Im 18, but the past weekend.. when I called he was like he didnt think we should continue with this liason.. why would he say that all of a sudden... no one knew..Ive never told a soul.. plus Im 18 so Im legal..
I told him i would come over and seduce him then... he really begged me not to.. he said he was leaving, im really confused cause I care about him alot..

so what could it be?

Thanks alot

No hes not married Ive been to his place many times.. and stayed the nights and all.. I felt like we had something..
something special even..
THIS WAS 3 WEEKS AGO..
UPDATE

so he didnt talk to me for about 3 weeks we didnt even acknowledge each other graduation is in 15 days he called me lastnight and asked me to come over, I said no and he said he was sorry about how everything was between us and that he wanted to work things out between us and Im so tempted..

2007-05-05 08:38:33 · 16 answers · asked by sweetee 2 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry to those who heard this last time but I put it on for those who missed it.....

There was this man who died & because he'd been very bad he went straight to Hell.
When he got there, the Devil showed him around
"Now listen" the Devil told him "You've been pretty evil throughout your life but I'm going to give you a choice"
He showed him three rooms.
"You have a choice of any one of these rooms to spend eternity in".............

2007-05-05 08:38:06 · 45 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

to unwind and relax?

2007-05-05 08:37:44 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

I had it is in april, but it is may now and there is no stargate atlantis season 4.
If you now the exact date please tell me!
Also where can I watch it for free if it airs!

2007-05-05 08:37:44 · 4 answers · asked by BALANCER 3 in Television

It's sung by a man with a "deadpan" voice and the lyrics go "Let's do it, step to it ....." ..... "Inviting, exciting...." It's so cool sounding. When I lived in my old apartment my neighbor played it once but I forgot to ask her and now I don't live there anymore. It sounds very British to me but I'm not sure if it is.

2007-05-05 08:37:32 · 1 answers · asked by Allergic To Eggs 6 in Music

A house has 6 stories, each the same height. How many times as long is the ascent to the sixth floor as the ascent to the third floor.

2007-05-05 08:37:02 · 6 answers · asked by klzplaya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

That sounds rather freightning to me!

2007-05-05 08:35:10 · 11 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

haha, i hate her shes fake and cruel and a drama starter and i could list like a 1000 more reasons why i don't like her. im glad shes going to jail maybe that'll straighten her up a little. What is ya'lls take on this.

2007-05-05 08:34:43 · 39 answers · asked by Kaity A 3 in Celebrities

I was wondering since I was watching Lost clips on youtube and they call him Horhey (don't know how to spell it) so wasn't sure if it was a nick name or not. Just curious...

2007-05-05 08:34:34 · 12 answers · asked by sophie 5 in Celebrities

Do you need to be controlled?

2007-05-05 08:34:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no comment

2007-05-05 08:32:24 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Give up an idea if someone was willing to give you 100,000 in the next 72 hours! Say 3pm Tuesday!

2007-05-05 08:32:21 · 9 answers · asked by Ivan S 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes you just wanna kick your shoes off and pull out that hair brush and pretend it's a microphone to the best upbeat happy song of you life. I just cant think of any right now. Help me! Something like Always be my Baby- Mariah Carey or Honestly- Cartel. Help me out. Get some points. :)

2007-05-05 08:31:54 · 10 answers · asked by pretty shy 3 in Music

Blake Lewis or Chris Richardson? I like Blake<3

2007-05-05 08:31:25 · 17 answers · asked by xperfectionx 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 08:30:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

26 today! Yay!!! I'm not going to ask for stars, because I don't want a violation : p But I wanted a "Happy Birthday" from my friends on Y!A! Thanx...Luv ya♥
BuffaloGirl

2007-05-05 08:30:41 · 33 answers · asked by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's a woman's voice, I think it's quite recent... I've googled it, and it got me to an isyss track, which wasn't it.

The mood of the song is sort of cool, semi-threatening. Every time I've heard it, the DJ has gone straight to something else. Generally Radio 1.

2007-05-05 08:30:02 · 5 answers · asked by cinnamonbrandy8 2 in Music