Sorry to those who heard this last time but I put it on for those who missed it.....
There was this man who died & because he'd been very bad he went straight to Hell.
When he got there, the Devil showed him around
"Now listen" the Devil told him "You've been pretty evil throughout your life but I'm going to give you a choice"
He showed him three rooms.
"You have a choice of any one of these rooms to spend eternity in".............
2007-05-05 08:38:06 · 45 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.........The man opened the door to the first room. It was terrible inside.
People were being tortured & there were flames everywhere & people screaming. He thought to himself - well I don't fancy that room!
So he went to the second room & opened the door. Inside was even worse than the first!
He quickly shut the door.
So he opened the door to the third room.
Inside were people up to their chest in sewage but they were drinking tea.
"Well the smell is almost unbearable but at least they dont seem as bad as the other two" the man said......... "I pick this room"
The Devil put him in the room.
As soon as the door shut behind him a voice shouted out
"Right everyone! Tea break's over! - Everyone on their hands & knees!"
If you think its funny will you star it please
Thanks
2007-05-05 08:38:29 · update #1
a star for you
2007-05-05 08:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by ɸ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
Starred You Are!
God Bless!
2007-05-05 11:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Czech Chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Actually I have never heard that one before. Good one LOL. And yes I gave ya a star too.
2007-05-05 09:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny u get 2 stars for that
2007-05-05 09:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by manna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's OK, heard better heard worse. Thank you. Gave ya a star.
2007-05-05 08:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, well worth a star, keep up the good gags!
2007-05-10 05:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by clara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh tea
2007-05-11 06:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by A l ii c e 4 R e u b e n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK OK heard it before but it's still a good one so i gave you a star
2007-05-05 08:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but goodie. Heard it many times.Given you a star anyway.
2007-05-12 02:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by howualldoing2day 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-05 09:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was in this bar having a drink when the devil walked in. people ran in every direction, i sat there finishing my drink when old nic said "I'm the devil why ar'nt you scared of me"?. "why should i be" i replied i married your sister
2007-05-12 10:12:28 · answer #11 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋