Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress.
"So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
2007-05-05 08:43:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! that cracked me up... lol
2007-05-05 09:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by nightwing47 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, the tomatoe flora are generally 6" tall with out leaves attributable to the stupid deer, and my loss of a fence. The peppers strengthen high-quality, yet in no way get super...they are all basically minis for some reason. The watermelons are abode to many many ants, because of the fact they constantly split open. And final and least, the corn sprouted approximately 6 flora out of 20. It replaced into an extremely disappointing turnout pondering all the artwork I did to it interior the ninety 5 deg summer season solar final 12 months.
2017-01-09 13:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder I can't have a garden. I live next door to the county prosecutor! I'd try that trick and I'd be in jail.
2007-05-05 13:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by professorc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one, have a star .
2007-05-05 09:17:39 · answer #4 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one ... another star for you!
2007-05-05 10:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Minxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! LMFAO!!! You earned yourself a star Honey!!!
2007-05-05 08:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny !!!!!!!!!!!!!I laughed so loud that i woke my father up, heres my garden joke see if you like it mary mary quite contrary,how does your garden grow, with silver bells and cockle shells and not one f***ing petunia!!!!
2007-05-05 09:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly peed myself laughing lol
2007-05-05 08:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by tracyw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cucumbers are good they repeat on you....wink wink
2007-05-05 09:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny.
2007-05-05 09:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋