A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up to the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutter -
"Pizza delivery guy".
2007-05-05 08:46:44 · 40 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that was funny
2007-05-05 08:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by BEAR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is the list of the funniest all time movies. 1. Airplane! 2. The Naked Gun 1,2,3 3. Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers 4. White Chicks 5. Young Frankenstein 6. Blazing Saddles
2016-05-21 02:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, that really happened to me.
I just finished delivering building material to a construction site on a Friday afternoon and was having a Coke waiting for the foreman to come and confirm delivery form When this ''hi roller'' with a white construction hat and wearing a business suit came up to me and asked ''How much do you make in a week'' really gruff like, I told him about $325.00 a week. He hands me $300.00 and told me to find another job cause I''m fired ! Shortly afterwards I got in the building supplies' company truck and phoned the building materials company I worked for and asked them why I was fired ? They said ''WHAT ???'' Nobody fired you.
(Needless to say, I worked for them for another 3 years) LOL!!!
2007-05-12 22:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see your still on form Tink. 10/10.
2007-05-08 23:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious that's the best I've heard in ages
2007-05-12 11:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats hilarious 10/10+*
2007-05-11 05:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-05-05 19:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi tink i wish i could get money like that 10/10
2007-05-05 09:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess he couldn't tell by the Domino's hat and empty pizza warmer in his hand?
2007-05-05 09:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by SumUnknown 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great!! I actually laughed out loud!! Star
2007-05-10 20:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Monica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good! Lol
Star
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2007-05-05 09:50:04 · answer #11 · answered by pink.jazzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋