Entertainment & Music - 30 April 2007

2007-04-30 14:25:49 · 21 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Polls & Surveys

James and his wife were working in their garden one day when James looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" His wife chose to ignore him.
Later that night in bed, James is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.....

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"

2007-04-30 14:24:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yahoo answers addiction?

2007-04-30 14:24:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 100% against abortion!! It is murdering an innocent human being that cannot defend itself or do anything about it, in a mean, cruel way. And I don't understand how a mother could kill her own baby? There are less drastic options like adoption, or simply being responsible and use anticonceptive methods!

What do you think?

2007-04-30 14:24:03 · 15 answers · asked by Dan 5 in Polls & Surveys

Drive it, or ride it ?

2007-04-30 14:22:53 · 15 answers · asked by That Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would say I'm about a 7.

2007-04-30 14:21:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering if u do, i do

2007-04-30 14:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I lost a dumb bet with my gf and I have to wear one of the outfits
below just vote which one I should wear to a party and my gf sais add any thing else you can think of ; )

Schoolgirl
http://www.forplaycatalog.com/store/Halloween_Costumes___School_GirlsFPLTB2?Args=

Vinyl Kitten
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Vinyl-Kitty-Outfit-/C-V6130.html

French Maid
http://howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=11681&osCsid=r22689vfrkntvladiat5rmkq30

Also vote if I have to get waxed,wear heels, makup,and If i have to wear wig

2007-04-30 14:21:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I lost a dumb bet with my gf and I have to wear one of the outfits
below just vote which one I should wear to a party and my gf sais add any thing else you can think of ; )

Schoolgirl
http://www.forplaycatalog.com/store/Halloween_Costumes___School_GirlsFPLTB2?Args=

Vinyl Kitten
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Vinyl-Kitty-Outfit-/C-V6130.html

French Maid
http://howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=11681&osCsid=r22689vfrkntvladiat5rmkq30

Also vote if I have to get waxed,wear heels, makup,and If i have to wear wig

2007-04-30 14:20:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I lost a dumb bet with my gf and I have to wear one of the outfits
below just vote which one I should wear to a party and my gf sais add any thing else you can think of ; )

Schoolgirl
http://www.forplaycatalog.com/store/Halloween_Costumes___School_GirlsFPLTB2?Args=

Vinyl Kitten
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Vinyl-Kitty-Outfit-/C-V6130.html

French Maid
http://howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=11681&osCsid=r22689vfrkntvladiat5rmkq30

Also vote if I have to get waxed,wear heels, makup,and If i have to wear wig

2007-04-30 14:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worrried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home for so long.

She replied...
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild s*x with me for a week."

The husband answered...
"But it's only been two days,what do you mean a week?"

"I am only here to get something to eat."

2007-04-30 14:20:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The fifth one enjoys it?

2007-04-30 14:19:53 · 23 answers · asked by robin b 5 in Polls & Surveys

people have found a ring on his finger and think he is engaged i am not sure though so please answer.

2007-04-30 14:18:28 · 4 answers · asked by Kaitlin S 1 in Celebrities

Remember when James died...
"Damn, damn, damn!"

2007-04-30 14:17:41 · 8 answers · asked by D. 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. A rock star.

2. famous sport figure

3. famous movie star

and for what reason for picking your choice?

2007-04-30 14:17:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

soul lately

2007-04-30 14:17:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. On what old show could the lead character turn on his tv and watch what was going on with his neighbors??
2. What was Andy Taylor's MIDDLE name?
3. Who portrayed Elvira Nugent?
4. Who were the 2 main stars of "McMillan and Wife?"
5. "The Ghost and Mrs. ____."
6. "The _______ Daughter."

2007-04-30 14:17:04 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

were can i download it

2007-04-30 14:15:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-30 14:15:31 · 19 answers · asked by D. 3 in Polls & Surveys

for a girl: Jennifer Ava or Ava Jennifer. which way do you think it sounds best?

for a boy: micheal andrew or andrew micheal. which way do you think it sounds best?

2007-04-30 14:15:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don`t know or cannot answer, then you`re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you`ll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates` teachings,"
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!"
With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!"
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!"
With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Devil brought forward a chair.
"Drill 7 holes on the seat."
The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it`s from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven...

2007-04-30 14:14:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-30 14:13:29 · 60 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hehe..Today is my one year anniversary..Started on April 30, 2006..When did you first start?
♥

2007-04-30 14:13:26 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i heard that somewhere in the bible it says u have to cover up your whole body when u dress. It says somethin like that tell me the passage and verse number etc. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

2007-04-30 14:13:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok. One night this kids dad walks into the kids room and sees him praying. The father thinks its good that he's praying until he hears the prayer. The child prays ' God, please make mommy and daddy and grandma alright. ta ta grandpa!' the father hears this and he blows it off as a joke. the next morning he wakes up and sees the grandfather died of a stroke. That night he heard his son praying again. 'God please make mommy and daddy safe. ta ta grandma. and surly enough the next morning the grandma dies of a heart attack. That night the father heard his son praying again. 'God, please make mommy alright. ta ta daddy. Now the dad gets really freaked out (for obvious reasons) the next day he wakes up early and goest to the doctor. the doctor says he as fit as a horse and nothings wrong with him. when he comes back home his wife rushes to him saying 'Thank goodness your home honey! the milkman just died!

2007-04-30 14:12:08 · 20 answers · asked by The dude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You are different and different is so good for me.

2007-04-30 14:11:39 · 13 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

(pay no attention to the gay ad next to the video)

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/51/Kitty+Cat+Dance/

2007-04-30 14:10:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just islands from the Caribbean !!

2007-04-30 14:09:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or are the lights on?

2007-04-30 14:08:24 · 31 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

I worked at a cellphone place boxing up phones on an assembly line....BORING!!! I almost died, I lasted a week before leaving.

2007-04-30 14:08:20 · 24 answers · asked by D. 3 in Polls & Surveys