ok. One night this kids dad walks into the kids room and sees him praying. The father thinks its good that he's praying until he hears the prayer. The child prays ' God, please make mommy and daddy and grandma alright. ta ta grandpa!' the father hears this and he blows it off as a joke. the next morning he wakes up and sees the grandfather died of a stroke. That night he heard his son praying again. 'God please make mommy and daddy safe. ta ta grandma. and surly enough the next morning the grandma dies of a heart attack. That night the father heard his son praying again. 'God, please make mommy alright. ta ta daddy. Now the dad gets really freaked out (for obvious reasons) the next day he wakes up early and goest to the doctor. the doctor says he as fit as a horse and nothings wrong with him. when he comes back home his wife rushes to him saying 'Thank goodness your home honey! the milkman just died!
2007-04-30 14:12:08 · 20 answers · asked by The dude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2007-04-30 14:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 03:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by kristofer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny lol. I don,t have a joke right now so I will share a funny quote I heard today " friends are gods way of apologizing to us for our families " hahahaha
2007-04-30 14:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by luvr_oflife777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh lol That's so funny.
Really really funny. Now I bet that dad wants to be the one who dies.
10/10
2007-04-30 14:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but i don't get the "milkman" thing. Is it the child's father, and the dad was a step father? Maybe you should have made an explanation.
2007-04-30 14:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by reynolv 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-04-30 14:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by bongobeat25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! The milkman's baby huh? LOL
2007-04-30 14:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10
heres a star!!
2007-04-30 14:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. 10/10
2007-04-30 14:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHOA! Didn't see that one comming.
2007-04-30 14:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah ive heard that one!
2007-04-30 14:18:34 · answer #11 · answered by Crackalicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋