James and his wife were working in their garden one day when James looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" His wife chose to ignore him.
Later that night in bed, James is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.....
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"
2007-04-30 14:24:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Goodnight everybody (\(*:*)
2007-04-30 14:26:30 · update #1
Serves James right.But don't you feel a weenie bit sorry for him?
2007-04-30 22:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a HOT one!!!
2007-04-30 14:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant jokes all night Fidgerty, well done. 10/10
2007-04-30 20:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 14:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodnight and may your God (if you have one ) keep you safe in his breast pocket and if not have a dream about how many more jokes you can tell tomorrow
2007-04-30 14:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jim M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-04-30 14:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Grogan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phew, ouch, serves him right.
2007-04-30 23:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-04-30 14:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will remember that one the next time when he comes home drunk (he says my butt is big all the time)
2007-04-30 14:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. thats awesome.
2007-04-30 14:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋