A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worrried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home for so long.
She replied...
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild s*x with me for a week."
The husband answered...
"But it's only been two days,what do you mean a week?"
"I am only here to get something to eat."
2007-04-30 14:20:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, sounds like she started as she means to go on.
2007-04-30 23:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well done Fidgerty, i like a girl with forward thinking. 10/10
2007-04-30 20:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 14:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow girl this is a really good one and good job girl because you really did hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at you joke because i love it somuch and way to go girl you rocks lol 10/10 and thanks for making me laugh.
2007-04-30 16:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u cleaned the house girl! nice oone
2007-04-30 15:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw..lol i feel so bad for the poor groom..another great joke
2007-04-30 15:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She knows which side her bread is buttered fidgety!!
2007-04-30 22:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting him in his proper place....lol
2007-04-30 15:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-30 22:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow shes a b*tch lol
2007-04-30 14:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by K Boose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋