Entertainment & Music - 29 April 2007

"Now listen, sons," said daddy hedgehog. "You're old enough to leave home and there are many dangers out there, the worst one being that busy road. If you ever need to cross it, but a car comes along before you get to the other side, just make sure you're standing in the middle of the lane and it will go over you without hurting you. Look, I'll show you."

The hedgehog went out to the middle of the lane and waited for an oncoming car.

"Here comes one!" he shouted. "Now watch how its....." but that's all he had time to say before there was a sickening crunchy sound and poor dad was flattened.

"Oh dear," said one of the sons, "I meant to ask him about three-wheelers."

2007-04-29 09:30:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-29 09:29:37 · 11 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 09:29:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm just curious.

2007-04-29 09:28:40 · 14 answers · asked by Horatio "H" Caine 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 09:28:37 · 14 answers · asked by Ismaily Rules 4 in Polls & Surveys

who got out today?

2007-04-29 09:27:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I heard once that scientist put a mouse in cage and hooked up electrodes to his brain. The cage had two buttons. If the mouse pushed button #1 (with his nose) food would automatically be dispensed - if he push button #2 the electrodes to his brain would cause him to have an orgasm 100 times stronger than the normal orgasm. The mouse spent all his time pushing Button #2 that he starved to death. Is this true?

2007-04-29 09:27:21 · 10 answers · asked by elia l 1 in Polls & Surveys

yay pie! =D

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2007-04-29 09:27:03 · 5 answers · asked by Nessa 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Men and women.
Your weight and the other persons weight.
Me-210lbs
My heaviest woman-200lbs

2007-04-29 09:26:47 · 14 answers · asked by WestCoastin4Life 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just curious to see if there are still people who have never had the chance to see the ocean before.=)

2007-04-29 09:26:34 · 37 answers · asked by Sazziable 6 in Polls & Surveys

hmmmmmm

2007-04-29 09:25:17 · 29 answers · asked by BrownieMonster 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 09:24:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was the frist day of School:

Teacher: Young man, please stand and state your name

Student: Mah' name is Pisspot maam

Teacher: Pisspot?? well I don't find that very funny. Now you go home and dont come back until you can tell me your real name

Student turns to his twin brother and says: Well, come on Shitty, 'cuz she ain't gon' believe yo' name eitha...

2007-04-29 09:24:22 · 48 answers · asked by tujunoho 1 in Jokes & Riddles

They are showing it on Comedy Central.

2007-04-29 09:24:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is that like a teaspoon or a tablespoon?

2007-04-29 09:24:17 · 5 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

Over a pint in the local pub a farmer was telling his neighbour about the trouble he was having with his chickens. They weren't laying, they weren't breeding. Hearing this, his neighbour told him not to worry because he had a cockerel that was forever on the job, in fact he'd worn his chickens out, so he was quite happy to sell him. The transaction took place and the rooster went home to the new farm. in no time at all he was servicing all the chickens with amazing results, and not only that, the ducks were looking a lot livelier, as were the geese. The farmer was overjoyed.
However, two days later the farmer couldn't find his prize rooster anywhere and it took a lot of searching before he was eventually discovered behind the barn, lying stiff with his legs in the air.
"Oh no," said the farmer, "the poor bas*ard, all that work's killed him."
"Sshhh!" whispered the rooster. "See those vultures up there....?"

2007-04-29 09:22:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

getting very mushy around public ..etc..or like a y fellow wrote "toe bleeding and the fuss"
it all seems so lame..why do you think people do this ???

2007-04-29 09:22:53 · 10 answers · asked by barley 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 09:20:29 · 92 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

My mom had several station wagons, but the olds vista cruiser was her favorite. She had 2 or 3 of those.

2007-04-29 09:18:01 · 21 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:
"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people.....

2007-04-29 09:17:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

like ryan seacrest, kevin federline, leonardo dicaprio...jsut to name a few....

what is it supposed to mean?

2007-04-29 09:16:48 · 7 answers · asked by ya ok....sure 2 in Polls & Surveys

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT! TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat,
Heres the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

2007-04-29 09:06:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

2007-04-29 09:05:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VnRoSX-z9g

2007-04-29 09:04:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

are you to blame?

2007-04-29 09:03:04 · 18 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 09:00:53 · 7 answers · asked by Lee Edward 1 in Movies

Hi, my son is looking for an old song that starts like this...
"Down in the West Texas Town of El Paso, I fell in love with an Indian girl.....
Can you help him?

2007-04-29 09:00:03 · 5 answers · asked by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 in Music

I don't usually call people out, as pretty much everything goes on P&S, but posing as a killer of 32 people is not funny, tasteful, amusing, entertaining, or classy, nor anything positive. You are truly mentally disturbed for even thinking of doing it, never mind getting an avatar and answering questions. Yes, we get a little crazy in P&S but that is crossing the line. What were you thinking??

May God forgive you for what you're doing. It is sick, and your evilness will come back to you in some form one day. Watch.

2007-04-29 08:58:02 · 43 answers · asked by Kiss My Shaz 7 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!

2007-04-29 08:58:01 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

ok, so this blond wants to learn to fly a helicopter. she hires this teacher and all that stuff. the teacher teaches her everything and then he sends her up solo.she is doing great-she calls in at 1000 ft and 2000 feet. when she was supposed to reach 3000 ft, she didn't call down so her instructor gets worried. he races over to the place where she was flying and sees the helicopter crashed. he asked her what happened when she regained her conscious. she said that as she got higher, it got colder, so she turned off the big fan at the top of the copter.

2007-04-29 08:56:54 · 12 answers · asked by Sam 5 in Jokes & Riddles