Over a pint in the local pub a farmer was telling his neighbour about the trouble he was having with his chickens. They weren't laying, they weren't breeding. Hearing this, his neighbour told him not to worry because he had a cockerel that was forever on the job, in fact he'd worn his chickens out, so he was quite happy to sell him. The transaction took place and the rooster went home to the new farm. in no time at all he was servicing all the chickens with amazing results, and not only that, the ducks were looking a lot livelier, as were the geese. The farmer was overjoyed.
However, two days later the farmer couldn't find his prize rooster anywhere and it took a lot of searching before he was eventually discovered behind the barn, lying stiff with his legs in the air.
"Oh no," said the farmer, "the poor bas*ard, all that work's killed him."
"Sshhh!" whispered the rooster. "See those vultures up there....?"
2007-04-29 09:22:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..very funny
2007-04-29 09:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 09:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm ok what does that have to do with the rooster breeding?
2007-04-29 09:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Megan M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-29 09:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Bookworm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, not bad
2007-04-29 09:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it....
2007-04-29 09:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it!!!
2007-04-29 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋