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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

2007-04-29 09:05:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

That was a classic!!! i like your style!!!

2007-05-02 05:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Naughty but nice 3 · 1 0

Funny

2007-04-29 09:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 0 0

Funny! Ouch! Great ending! 10!

2007-04-29 09:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

a great punchline babes pmsl 10/10

2007-04-30 04:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ding dong Irish, what a punch line. 10/10+star. x

2007-04-29 09:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Hilarious. You would need to be pretty narrow minded not to see the humour (and irony) of that joke.

2007-04-29 09:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0 0

I thought it was funny!!! ~In fact I'll be taking it into work tomorrow!!

2007-04-29 09:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by damari_8 4 · 0 0

omg tff star

2007-04-29 22:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0 0

Not bad, but I have heard funnier jokes!!!

2007-04-29 09:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Paulette S 2 · 0 0

Yeah it's funny lmao!!!!

2007-04-29 09:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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