There is a pirate ship out sailing the seven seas. The watchtower guy sees an enemy ship approaching, so he runs to his captain.
"Captain," he says "There is ship coming right at us! What shall we do?"
The Captain replies, "Bring forth my redcoat."
The watchtower guy complies. Once in his redcoat, the Captain leads his men to a stunning victory over the enemy ship.
A few days later, the watchtower guy sees two enemy ships approaching. Again he goes to the captain, "What shall we do? They are two ships! We are only one!"
Again the Captain remains calm. "Bring forth my redcoat. We will take these ships just as we took the last one!" Again the watchtower guy complies and they are again victorious. While everybody on board is celebrating, the WT guy pulls the captain aside and asks, "Captain, what is so special about the redcoat? Why do you always where it in battle?"
The captain answers, "Well, matey, I wear it for you guys. If I get wounded during battle, (to be cont'd)
2007-04-29
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