There is a pirate ship out sailing the seven seas. The watchtower guy sees an enemy ship approaching, so he runs to his captain.
"Captain," he says "There is ship coming right at us! What shall we do?"
The Captain replies, "Bring forth my redcoat."
The watchtower guy complies. Once in his redcoat, the Captain leads his men to a stunning victory over the enemy ship.
A few days later, the watchtower guy sees two enemy ships approaching. Again he goes to the captain, "What shall we do? They are two ships! We are only one!"
Again the Captain remains calm. "Bring forth my redcoat. We will take these ships just as we took the last one!" Again the watchtower guy complies and they are again victorious. While everybody on board is celebrating, the WT guy pulls the captain aside and asks, "Captain, what is so special about the redcoat? Why do you always where it in battle?"
The captain answers, "Well, matey, I wear it for you guys. If I get wounded during battle, (to be cont'd)
2007-04-29 08:42:31 · 8 answers · asked by miss kitty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't want you to stop and worry over me. I'd rather you keep fighting until we are victorious."
A few days later, the watchtower guy sees a convoy of about 10 enemy ships. He goes to the captain and says, "Captain, There are ten enemy ships approaching." Then with a confident air he asks, "Shall I bring you your redcoat?"
The captain looks him square in the eye and says,
"Bring forth my Brown Pants!!!"
2007-04-29 08:47:00 · update #1
Humorous!
Was the ships Captain, "Captain Bligh"? or "Captain Ahab"? (Gregory Peck, played [one-legged] "Captain Ahab" in "Moby Dick" movie. (while searching for fierce whale, "Moby Dick!")
2007-04-29 09:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Math_Maestro 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that's so funny
ok what the joke means is that if the captain is bleeding and he's wearing his red coat then no one will notice and in the end he asked for his brown pants so no one will notice him crapping on himself. hope this helps to whoever doesnt understand it
2007-04-29 09:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 08:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i love it good job lol 10/10 and keep up the good work and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it.
2007-04-29 08:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i found it kinda confusing too
2007-04-29 08:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt understand it...sorry
2007-04-29 08:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-04-29 09:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by Letitia L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the laugh!!
thanks again!!
2007-04-29 08:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by purple9815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋