"Now listen, sons," said daddy hedgehog. "You're old enough to leave home and there are many dangers out there, the worst one being that busy road. If you ever need to cross it, but a car comes along before you get to the other side, just make sure you're standing in the middle of the lane and it will go over you without hurting you. Look, I'll show you."
The hedgehog went out to the middle of the lane and waited for an oncoming car.
"Here comes one!" he shouted. "Now watch how its....." but that's all he had time to say before there was a sickening crunchy sound and poor dad was flattened.
"Oh dear," said one of the sons, "I meant to ask him about three-wheelers."
2007-04-29 09:30:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo can't rely on Reliant Robins fidgety.
The poor hedgehog never thought of one of those!
2007-04-29 22:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-04-29 13:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Nik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So now we know why the hedgehog crossed the road and I thought it was to see his flat mate (or for a game of squash)!
2007-04-29 09:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beware of the middle one I tell you!
2007-04-29 09:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 09:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats supposed to be funny?
Thats mean.
2007-04-29 09:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by Sahra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute but didnt make me laugh that much
2007-04-29 09:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Megan M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHAT? tell me another one cause I aint laughin! m m
2007-04-29 09:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmmm think I have heard the motorbike version.....
2007-04-29 09:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh that is so sad and funny...great joke
2007-04-29 09:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋