ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND......
CONCERNED ABOUT! TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat,
Heres the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
2007-04-29 09:06:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol both great star for u. i needed that since today is my frist day back at work from my vaca. didnt want to leave the sun lol.
2007-04-29 22:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-29 16:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot dogs all round for me Irish, Good one, 10/10.
2007-04-30 03:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Won't the stress caused by depriving ourselves of which we so much enjoy increase cortisol levels and thus increase belly fat~ if so~ try Relacore
2007-04-29 16:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yah i like the pasta one but not the 2nd one. Grr
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2007-04-29 16:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by icey_hearted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad and kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-04-29 16:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Interesting conclusion but from what I gather, it it being American that is dangerous for one's health.
2007-04-29 16:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by RedStarYellowSun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a great one from the queen of the jokers
2007-04-30 11:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think it's speaking English that can kill you. Could it be -being American!
2007-04-29 16:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by saddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok they are both great 10/13
2007-04-29 16:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋