Ethel and Doris, both in their 80s, are returning from their visit to a shopping centre. They've been sitting on a bench for over half an hour waiting for their bus when Ethel turns to Doris and says, "You know, Doris, I've been sitting here so long, my bottom has fallen asleep." Doris turns to Ethel and says, "I know, I heard it snoring"
Now for the puzzle:
Which is better, eternal happiness or a cheese sandwich?
Give me your reasoning.
2007-04-23
14:08:19
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