A plane was taking off from Heathrow Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 494 nonstop from London to New York. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!!!" Silence followed but after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!" A passenger in Economy yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Little Puzzle:
If the tail of a dog was called a leg, how many legs would a dog have? (Don't forget to tell me your reasoning)
2007-04-23
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