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A plane was taking off from Heathrow Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 494 nonstop from London to New York. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!!!" Silence followed but after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!" A passenger in Economy yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

Little Puzzle:
If the tail of a dog was called a leg, how many legs would a dog have? (Don't forget to tell me your reasoning)

2007-04-23 14:37:48 · 14 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

No one's come up with correct solution yet.

BarbOutHere: What you win is nothing, but plenty of it!
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2007-04-23 15:02:47 · update #1

EXPLANATION: The above was apparently a conundrum posed by Abraham Lincoln. His answer was: 'Four; calling the tail a leg doesn't mean that it is one.'

2007-04-23 21:55:02 · update #2

14 answers

Very funny joke. lol

Puzzle: You can call the tail a 'leg' but the dog still has only 4 legs.

2007-04-23 15:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 2 0

Joke...funny~8/10

riddle 5 legs b/c 4 legs + tail

2007-04-23 14:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0 0

Just the one. Assuming the tail was called a leg, the legs as we know them would have to be called something else.

EDIT
4 legs. No matter what the tail is called, it's still a tail not a leg.

2007-04-23 14:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Sylvia H 4 · 2 0

1st joke -heard that before. My dad's the kind of guy that always gets in with the jokes first.
2nd 1. Why? cause if they called the tail a leg, chances are the legs would be called something else.

What do I win?

2007-04-23 14:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0 0

5 legs. 4 legs plus the tail leg

2007-04-23 14:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by monkeytroubleaj 4 · 0 0

Cute joke. Puzzle: dogs do not have arms, but 4 legs, so it would have to be 5? I am sure I am missing something...

2007-04-23 14:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by KJ480 3 · 0 0

1 leg unless a leg is still called a leg then it would be 5 legs.

2007-04-23 14:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

4 legs, it's still a tail whatever you call it.

good joke too

2007-04-23 21:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

1 because a dog only has one tail that joke was best ive heard in a wile on a scale 1 - 10 id rate 99 thanks for the smile

2007-04-23 14:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by hyper29 4 · 0 0

The ending exchange into hilarious : P "lower back without be conscious, the blond reaches into her handbag, arms the criminal expert $5, and is going lower back to sleep.". comedian tale exchange into already popular to me nonetheless the ending me make laugh.

2016-10-13 08:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by puccinelli 4 · 0 0

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