They are fighting over Matt Dillon,the sexiest law man in the west.The lady(Sunshine) vs the tramp.
2007-04-23 14:10:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey!! You talkin' 'bout me, boy?! haha....I love it.
Okay....here we go....
Dodge City,Kansas
Circa 1876
Sunshine was riding into town to meet Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal, for an early lunch. As she pulled into sight of the Longbranch, Kitty leaned out her upstairs window...." WELL WELL WELL.....if it isn't the...what's that name Dimwit Dillon calls you......oh yeah.....'The filly from Virginny!!' You look more like an old hag to me. Brawwwwwwwwwwww!! " She laughed like a banchee, as she took another swig from her bottle of Rotgut. Sunshine directed her glance to the window. She tried to smile, but it wasn't easy. She felt sorry for Miss Kitty. After all, she and Matt had been on-again,off-again for 20 years.
Just then Matt stepped in the street. "Kitty!! For God's sake, be quiet!!" THAT was the limit.....Kitty staggered down the stairs of her establishment and slammed through the swinging doors...."Hold it right there, MIssy!!!" Sunshine turned to face the drunken redhead. "Miss Kitty....I am sorry for the pain you are suffering....I declare ,I really am. But I think we should talk this over as two mature ladies." Kitty sneered as she tried to figure out how to respond to such quiet logic. If only Marshal Dimwit, I MEAN DILLON, had not spoken up..Matt:" Kitty, you are making a fool of yourself....now get back inside!!" Kitty glared at Matt......belched loudly and took a swing at Sunshine. Sunshine ducked and Kitty's fist hit Matt square on the nose. He doubled over in pain as Kitty stared in shock. As Sunshine knelt down to help Matt, Kitty recovered her senses....NOW was her chance!! She reeled back and let loose a powerful punch right to the face. Sunshine fell to the ground. With hands on hips, Kitty stood over her, took another gulp from her bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut and started dancing an Irish jig. The scene was surreal.
As it turns out, Matt had been knocked out cold!! Sunshine finally recovered her wits and struggled to her feet. With a bruised face and quickly blackening eye, she stood ready for battle!! "That's it, Miss Russell...NOW you've done it...nobody....and I mean NOBODY HURTS MY MATT!!" She put up her dukes....Kitty dropped her hands to her sides....with tears rolling down her cheek, she blew Matt a goodbye kiss and walked away. Matt finally started coming-to. "What happened?" Sunshine helped him up and looked at the crowd that had gathered...."Okay,let's break it up. Show's over," she said, straightening her corset and brushing off Matt's shirt. "Come on honey, let's get on up to see Doc."
Matt stared in amazement, as did ALL of Dodge....."Hey!! That's MY line,Sunshine......well I'll be ******." And with that, he allowed his new girlfriend to help him up the stairs so Doc could patch him up.
2007-04-23 14:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Miss Kitty almost has it but then Miss Sunshine comes back with a devastating move and shocks everyone.
2007-04-23 14:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by fslcaptain737 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Miss Sunshine wins then dances an Irish jig around the cage and walks off into the sunset with her man!!!
2007-04-23 14:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Silva 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kitty ain't got a snowball's chance in hades. Sunshine would kick her behind up around her ears. Sunshine is the sweetest thing in the world as long as you ain't messin with her man.
2007-04-23 14:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by sarge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sunshine takes no prisnors when it comes with her one and only true love. She will fight to the death if she has too. But I also know she has heart which will stop her from doing the final deed.
In the end best not to mess with Sunshines beloved or you may pay a price not death but something close to it.
2007-04-23 15:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grrrr . . . many times, i could concern the great Lime Kitty, yet curiously Poppy is making an attempt to motivate me to take him unmarried handedly. 'Cmon now, hun. do we particularly want a repeat of the submit to guy incident? edit this is it you mangy tom cat! Avatar replace in straight forward terms for you. you would be a cat, yet i'm a pretyy huge freakin' chook. carry IT! edit Whoa! whats up there, no ought to hold that up Mommy *cough* Um . . . no longer something's occurring Poppers. whats up, severe-high quality climate we are having, huh? *whistles and walks away slowly* ^_^'
2016-10-03 11:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by schiraldi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our very own Sunshine, of course! Matt was rooting for her, too!
2007-04-24 05:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say miss kitty
2007-04-23 14:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by ms.watkins859 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sunshine - hands down!!!!
No contest!
2007-04-24 01:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lady. a real lady can always win her man
2007-04-23 14:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋