Ethel and Doris, both in their 80s, are returning from their visit to a shopping centre. They've been sitting on a bench for over half an hour waiting for their bus when Ethel turns to Doris and says, "You know, Doris, I've been sitting here so long, my bottom has fallen asleep." Doris turns to Ethel and says, "I know, I heard it snoring"
Now for the puzzle:
Which is better, eternal happiness or a cheese sandwich?
Give me your reasoning.
2007-04-23 14:08:19 · 21 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is an actual logic puzzle - not just an opinion poll - but glad you're having fun.
2007-04-23 14:19:46 · update #1
It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a cheese sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a cheese sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
2007-04-23 21:26:36 · update #2
Nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a cheese sandwich is better than nothing, so a cheese sandwich must be better than eternal happiness...
2007-04-23 14:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Eternal happiness includes a cheese sandwich.
2007-04-23 14:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by J C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eternal happiness...a cheese sandwich isn't a cheese sandwich for all eternity. Not even a couple of months.
2007-04-23 14:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Emerald Jones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cheese sandwich, because you wouldn't enjoy and appreciate it if you were already eternally happy. Happiness can only be achieved when it arrives out of indifference, sadness, or anger.
ALTHOUGH...
For some people eternal happiness could mean only one thing- Exquisite sex anytime you want it! THAT beats a cheese sandwich any day!
2007-04-23 14:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eternal happiness wouldn't make me not hungry right now so I'm going with CHEESE SANDWICH!
2007-04-23 14:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eternal happiness lasts longer, and could involve a cheese sandwich.
2007-04-23 14:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese sandwich (with pickle hopefully). I think eternal happiness would get pretty boring after a while, like eternal misery, eternal pain, eternal life.
(Oh! and Eternal - pretty boring pop group)
2007-04-23 14:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a cheese sandwich; no one lives for eternity
2007-04-23 14:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? because of the fact he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What reasons a a million/2 moon? pupil:once you won't have the capacity to get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother basically opened uup a save. Tina: particularly? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. this is all I have been given ideal now wish you cherished em'
2016-10-13 07:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by puccinelli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the person.. for some, cheese sandwhich would mean eternal happiness.. ^_^
2007-04-23 14:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by coLd frOsT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋