Entertainment & Music - 15 April 2007

A trucker goes into a wh0rehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I ain't h0rny, I'm homesick."

2007-04-15 05:11:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-15 05:10:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am curious as to people who own S.U.V.s, you know it costs more gas, and most people who don't own one think of you as selfish, so why did you buy one?

2007-04-15 05:10:15 · 17 answers · asked by mitchell2020 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 05:09:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 05:08:04 · 60 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 05:07:50 · 43 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

If so what??
mine are
• grilled cheese
• drawing on my face and hands
• gummy bears
• orange fantas
• my ipod
• ryan ross and alex heartbreaker
• and black skateshoes
and a lot more im just not saying ☻

2007-04-15 05:03:23 · 12 answers · asked by Lets play Russian Roulette 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 05:00:09 · 24 answers · asked by Raven O 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anything and everything goes...there is no wrong answer. lol

Have a great day! :-)

2007-04-15 05:00:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you hear it?

2007-04-15 04:59:01 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where would you like to go if money were not an issue?

2007-04-15 04:57:04 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Motto, one liner, catch phrase etc that you have ever heard???

2007-04-15 04:56:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine was I will survive

2007-04-15 04:53:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the ocean would be...without sponges???

2007-04-15 04:53:10 · 14 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

I need a drawing or clip art of a heart with flames around it. It has to have the flames on it so it looks like the heart is on fire.

2007-04-15 04:51:23 · 6 answers · asked by steve b 1 in Comics & Animation

Would it be a good movie?

2007-04-15 04:51:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love not paying for garbage removal

2007-04-15 04:50:50 · 6 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 4 in Polls & Surveys

It goes ''Their going to take me away aha their going to take me away hehe''..

2007-04-15 04:50:31 · 11 answers · asked by Fred The Sock Puppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:49:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:47:08 · 4 answers · asked by Hello Moto 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:44:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would your title be?

What type of music?

have fun. y'all can guess mine! I am pretty faithful to my
music...

2007-04-15 04:43:38 · 12 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

Not me ! I am 44 yrs old !

2007-04-15 04:43:36 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Make a sentence using these 6 words.?
1-redheads
2-obese
3-arm hair
4-Jackson
5-mental ( as in cyco or crazy )
6-illegal

2007-04-15 04:40:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anybody remember their dad or mom telling them they had to walk to school 12 miles both ways in the snow barefoot. this question would also be for the older generation

2007-04-15 04:34:29 · 14 answers · asked by ken s 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:33:30 · 33 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

Good morning! If you had to choose between:

1. Mountains- log cabin w/fireplace and all amenities, quiet, secluded, lakes, streams, the wind blowing through pine trees (you know that sound?), the smell of the pine needles and pinecones on the ground, dining by candlelight on freshly prepared gormet food, hiking and/or fishing, clear skies, and sharing all of this with the one you love,

OR

2. Ocean- Waves crashing, warm sun, crying seagulls, smell of the salt air, little clothing, the smell of pina colada in the sunblock, the shore and sunset walks, hopefully secluded, the breeze against your face as it's blowing your hair, frozen fruit drinks, and sharing this with the one you love...

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Thank you! :-) Have a beautiful day.

2007-04-15 04:30:40 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:30:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 04:30:04 · 32 answers · asked by Raven O 1 in Polls & Surveys

I know i do, and if you haven't seen it you have to

2007-04-15 04:29:46 · 13 answers · asked by bewareoftherobots05 2 in Movies