Entertainment & Music - 13 April 2007

when i call you in for dinner?

2007-04-13 14:56:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:55:42 · 27 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:54:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know it's still early, but I can hardly see my monitor !
Good night everyone, Pleasant Dreams !

2007-04-13 14:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Polish man from Chicago married a Wisconsin girl after he had been in the
states a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got
along very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked
him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really
needed one."
LAWYER "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: " No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: NO: " I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: " Is your wife a ******?"
POLE: " NO, she white."
LAWYER: " WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "SHE going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover."

2007-04-13 14:54:15 · 19 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-13 14:53:27 · 10 answers · asked by multipły 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:52:21 · 14 answers · asked by Cyndie 6 in Polls & Surveys

I sleep with two under my head :)

2007-04-13 14:51:13 · 36 answers · asked by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

how do u tame it or make it more wavier?????? i have like natural curls and their like too big i want it more wavy.

2007-04-13 14:50:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Da Drought 3

2007-04-13 14:49:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

♥

2007-04-13 14:49:26 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:49:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

all tingly and things!

2007-04-13 14:48:55 · 11 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have 9 "fans". I only recognize 3 of them. It seems weird to me that the other 6 are people I don't know. How do you pick people who you want on your list? I'm flattered that they seem to like me, I just wonder why. Any ideas?

2007-04-13 14:48:33 · 17 answers · asked by Bek 6 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes i think it would simply be easier not to have any hair

2007-04-13 14:47:27 · 24 answers · asked by ~Lucky~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I don't, we can't stand each other

2007-04-13 14:46:59 · 22 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:46:20 · 4 answers · asked by wrestleman109 1 in Movies

2007-04-13 14:46:18 · 21 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hear the name Calista (Ca-list-ta)
what kind of person do it sound like.
A pretty girl thats preppy or something else??

2007-04-13 14:45:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..George Bush dressed in a huge banana costume selling smoothies at your mall?

2007-04-13 14:45:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:45:18 · 11 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Present or past

2007-04-13 14:45:08 · 2 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Comics & Animation

which would you rather look like, ladies?

2007-04-13 14:45:04 · 10 answers · asked by ryan c 1 in Celebrities

Why am I so full of questions, tonite?

2007-04-13 14:45:04 · 16 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

turning into too wierd of a night.

2007-04-13 14:43:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We relax and go see my Dad

2007-04-13 14:42:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:42:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm watching one right now, and the one mother took away all sports. The father and son went out to play catch, and the other "mother" said they couldn't...be "no sports". The daughters couldn't go do their cheerleading and the son couldn't play baseball. He was in tears and the daughters were so lazy. I just don't get it.....

2007-04-13 14:41:19 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Television

2007-04-13 14:40:55 · 12 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 14:39:47 · 48 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys