A Polish man from Chicago married a Wisconsin girl after he had been in the
states a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got
along very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked
him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really
needed one."
LAWYER "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: " No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: NO: " I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: " Is your wife a ******?"
POLE: " NO, she white."
LAWYER: " WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "SHE going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover."
2007-04-13 14:54:15 · 19 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-13 15:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Polish Remover Joke
2016-11-07 06:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by leeming 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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A Polish man from Chicago married a Wisconsin girl after he had been in the
states a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got
along very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked
him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very...
2015-08-07 02:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! the entire thing is hilarious! Some of my favorite peole are Polish, and would laugh too!
Your star will be in the mail tomorrow. I have used mine up for today.
2007-04-13 15:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO i love polish jokes they are my favorite.my hubby's polish and those jokes are around for a reason!
2007-04-13 15:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Arraya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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It took me a while to get it but then i was like oh nail polish remover yah.......
2016-04-01 03:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke, but some advice? Don't put the punchline in the subject line... aside from that it was LOL
2007-04-13 15:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Po-lish and pol-ish! Funny and cute! : )
2007-04-13 15:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by twixette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny i give u 5 stars
2007-04-13 15:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny!! lol 10/10
2007-04-13 14:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh lol funny.
real funny also bout the ******.
2007-04-13 15:50:48 · answer #11 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋