Entertainment & Music - 5 April 2007

. She spends, £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
About 32," is the reply.
Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds," I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when
I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
I promise I won't." she says.
I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

2007-04-05 07:36:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Anything?

2007-04-05 07:36:12 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Shopping spree!

2007-04-05 07:35:44 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:35:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is green.

2007-04-05 07:32:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tricky, tricky for all you rocket scientists out there...

2007-04-05 07:32:11 · 9 answers · asked by spaldingpunk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This is not a question.
I have studied and used astrology for 24 years now, and I wanted to make a distinction for newcomers.

IMHO, the stuff under "daily or monthly horoscopes" in newspapers, magazines and websites is mostly junk.

BUT Astrology works. If you are willing to spend the time to get a complete astrological chart reading from a professional astrologer, based on your exact birth time, birth place and birth date, you will most likely be quite impressed with the results and if the astrologer knows his or her stuff, you will have a lot to think about and examine about your life path, your strengths, your weaknesses and your life's goals.

Thanks for reading this.

2007-04-05 07:32:00 · 7 answers · asked by aspicco 7 in Horoscopes

2007-04-05 07:31:52 · 3 answers · asked by ♣4x4 lost track of accounts♠ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-04-05 07:31:48 · 25 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have spent four long starving days of dieting and today I just gave up and ate candy,white bread,in n out burger and fries,then doughnuts wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-05 07:31:15 · 5 answers · asked by KISSES 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The kids love the game, okay mom and dad do too. Our most disgusting ingredient is ooligan oil (Google it) with strawberries. What's the most disgusting flavour you can think of?

2007-04-05 07:30:37 · 42 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:30:27 · 31 answers · asked by lucky4U 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:30:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He has so many phobias. We have always known about his fatgirlaphobia but now it seems he is also a homophobe. He would not make it in the medical profession. We have plenty of both.

2007-04-05 07:29:47 · 18 answers · asked by icunurse85 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:29:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are they going to get separated because thaey are so cute together

2007-04-05 07:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by lexi k 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-05 07:29:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:28:39 · 25 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:27:36 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you here, yet?

2007-04-05 07:27:15 · 4 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:27:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ww for me please

2007-04-05 07:26:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:26:24 · 44 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

For the first time I decided to throw a fun dorm party at my dorm. I invited quite a few just in case not very many show up.

Anyway what do you suggest a party hit wise?? I want this party to be unforgettable and fun for everyone. I was also thinking of buying drinking board games and kinky sexual board games.

Do you have any suggestions?? I made sure everyone I knew was at least 19yrs old and older.

Multiple answers please!! Your jokes and sarcasm just might give me cool ideas!! haha.

2007-04-05 07:26:03 · 8 answers · asked by Butterfly 1 in Polls & Surveys

no matter how big or small the meal, I can't seem to clean my plate.

2007-04-05 07:25:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-05 07:25:33 · 18 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

A teenage girl came downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother spotted her and almost had a heart attack.
"You can't go out dressed like that!" she yelled.
"Loosen up, grandma, these are modern times," replied her granddaughter. "You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she went.

The next day the teenager came downstairs and found her grandmother sitting on the sofa with no top on and her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wanted to die. "Look, grandma," she explained patiently, "I have friends coming over. For goodness sake cover yourself up!"

The grandmother said: "Loosen up darling. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets!! =)

2007-04-05 07:25:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-05 07:24:59 · 29 answers · asked by tillbaka i tiden 4 in Polls & Surveys