. She spends, £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
About 32," is the reply.
Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds," I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when
I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
I promise I won't." she says.
I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
2007-04-05 07:36:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 9/10
2007-04-05 07:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not just one thing, per se. It's the total package. It's the *IT* factor...and it goes from head to toe, from inside and out and all around her. I was at a shoot for a rap video in Atlanta yesterday and saw lots of females there who desperately wanted to be in the video. Some of them were trying way to hard to be *IT* but most of them missed something that gave them the edge. I did pick out one woman in the group who wasn't even trying out for the video and she was the slammin'est one in the crowd. I went over and talked with her for about 20 minutes and found her to not only be absolutely beautiful on the outside but she had class and intelligence.
2016-05-17 23:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup , a goodun ! I've got a friend who was 50 last week ! I'll tell it to her, but I won't be fondling her breasts !
2007-04-06 04:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-04-05 09:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, heard it before but still worth posting for those that haven't.
2007-04-05 07:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats me Ha Ha
2007-04-08 22:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! I didn't think that it was going to be good at all but that really made me laff.
2007-04-05 07:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by actresst22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....that was so funny and cute...thanks for the laugh of the day....lol
2007-04-05 07:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Dodgegirl62 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-04-05 07:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by Princess AJ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, that old guy is now 6 feet under and miss"50-with-a-facelift" is doing life in prison.....
2007-04-05 07:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey mouse 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋