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A teenage girl came downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother spotted her and almost had a heart attack.
"You can't go out dressed like that!" she yelled.
"Loosen up, grandma, these are modern times," replied her granddaughter. "You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she went.

The next day the teenager came downstairs and found her grandmother sitting on the sofa with no top on and her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wanted to die. "Look, grandma," she explained patiently, "I have friends coming over. For goodness sake cover yourself up!"

The grandmother said: "Loosen up darling. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets!! =)

2007-04-05 07:25:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

haha....excellent way to teach someone something...great joke

2007-04-05 07:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha

2007-04-05 07:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Berethor 5 · 1 0

That's pretty funny. A little disturbing mental picture, but still funny.

2007-04-05 07:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That was kind of funny. I'll give it a 6.

2007-04-05 07:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by dckrek27 1 · 0 1

Eww...nightmares...

2007-04-05 07:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by ladyP 3 · 1 0

kinda funny but mostly gross.
excuse me while i go throw up a little.

2007-04-05 07:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0 1

Ewwwww, but funny!

2007-04-05 07:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 0 1

hahaha That's cute.

2007-04-05 07:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha

2007-04-05 07:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

haha thats great

2007-04-05 07:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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