A teenage girl came downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother spotted her and almost had a heart attack.
"You can't go out dressed like that!" she yelled.
"Loosen up, grandma, these are modern times," replied her granddaughter. "You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she went.
The next day the teenager came downstairs and found her grandmother sitting on the sofa with no top on and her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wanted to die. "Look, grandma," she explained patiently, "I have friends coming over. For goodness sake cover yourself up!"
The grandmother said: "Loosen up darling. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets!! =)
2007-04-05
07:25:09
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