Entertainment & Music - 4 April 2007

..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

..Bike helmets.
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

..Copiers.
You need them in reproduction but that's about it.

..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.

..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

..High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

..Curling irons.
They're always hot and always in your hair.

..Mini skirts.
If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.

..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

2007-04-04 06:42:00 · 35 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Click the link after you answer!
http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/brothersandsisters

Imagine if they were all like him?

2007-04-04 06:41:41 · 10 answers · asked by Curious George 4 in Polls & Surveys

Double wide opinions only please!

2007-04-04 06:41:20 · 14 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:40:54 · 43 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:39:54 · 44 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would you accept it??...a great big smile..thanks all..

2007-04-04 06:39:52 · 23 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

its smarter to just ignore someone who persistantly makes offensive, harassing remarks than to complain about them to the robots that run this site. this also removes the only weapon that the report-happy trolls use to harass us.

just a thought...

viva la resistance!

2007-04-04 06:39:33 · 31 answers · asked by Rooster 6 in Polls & Surveys

Doesn't the world deserve more?

2007-04-04 06:39:14 · 7 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:38:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...

Your life aint that bad

2007-04-04 06:38:10 · 9 answers · asked by tiffywiffy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Seems pretty odd to me.

2007-04-04 06:37:10 · 9 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hope to get at least 100 Answers .

2007-04-04 06:36:58 · 39 answers · asked by Confused 4 in Polls & Surveys

enjoys living with their mind in the gutter???

2007-04-04 06:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by JustMe 5 in Polls & Surveys

Explain your answer cheers!
x

2007-04-04 06:36:20 · 16 answers · asked by sophie_kay 4 in Music

I think they're a tad short.....

2007-04-04 06:35:31 · 13 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:35:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...and 10 teeth?

2007-04-04 06:34:50 · 5 answers · asked by GrumpyLumpkin 1 in Jokes & Riddles

which would you rather do?

2007-04-04 06:34:47 · 18 answers · asked by *~kirsti~* 3 in Polls & Surveys

I would have to say, I strapped on a pretty heavy oxygen tank a few times!!!! ;)

2007-04-04 06:34:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:34:15 · 9 answers · asked by Farez 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:34:01 · 19 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think its really good.

2007-04-04 06:34:01 · 29 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:32:00 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry! It was me.

2007-04-04 06:29:19 · 25 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

A good thunderstorm, after a hot a steamy day? Sitting on the porch in the evening, watching the wind and rain, and lightening?

2007-04-04 06:27:35 · 19 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:27:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine has 16:
2 on each cuff, 1 on each forearm, 2 collar, 1 breast, 7 in the center, no backups. How about you?

2007-04-04 06:27:14 · 30 answers · asked by Joe M 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is this the funniest one liner from a film? - or do you have a better suggestion?

2007-04-04 06:26:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I was watching all the new videos for beyonce's new deluxe B'Day Album (Hot Hot Hot!!) and in the Get 'Em Bodied song, michelle, kelly and solange is in there.
Kelly looks great, but I thought she was suppsed to be pregnant?
Wzup With That?

P.S.
How Do You Like The Videos New?????
My Fav is Freakum Dress!!

2007-04-04 06:26:44 · 8 answers · asked by chitownzfynestwmn 4 in Celebrities

'If everyone took an 'eye for an eye', Gandhi said, 'the whole world would be blind'

2007-04-04 06:26:39 · 7 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys