If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...
Your life aint that bad
2007-04-04 06:38:10 · 9 answers · asked by tiffywiffy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow
that does make our lives way way WAY much better
thanks for the type-talk
:)
2007-04-04 06:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see where you're comin' from. Kinda like Santa not having any children. He only comes once a year...and that's down a chimney!!!
2007-04-04 13:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny hahahahaha
and stay off the wall egg guy.
2007-04-04 13:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tanx for the reminder! life is grrrrrrrrreat just ask tony!
lol!!
2007-04-04 13:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... I'll never look at an egg the same way again.
2007-04-04 13:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! Funny! lol!
2007-04-04 15:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...im gonna tell this one to my brother!! He keeps saying life sux!
2007-04-04 13:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! good one! did you make that up?
2007-04-04 13:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! Thanks!
2007-04-04 13:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋