..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
..Bike helmets.
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
..Copiers.
You need them in reproduction but that's about it.
..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.
..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
..High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
..Curling irons.
They're always hot and always in your hair.
..Mini skirts.
If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
2007-04-04 06:42:00 · 35 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi pretty face your a cheeky girl slaging of us men 10/10
2007-04-04 08:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ooh, this is a fun game.
Women are like..
Placemats...
They're good to bring out for show, but should be put aside afterwards
Mascara,...
They run at the first sign of heat..
Bike helmets....
An empty shell, need I say more.
Government bonds...
Give the false impression of worth
Copiers..
They are rarely original
Lava Lamps..
They float around aimlessly and can't seem to get it together
Bank accounts..
They charge you for every transaction
High heels....
They wear on you after a while
Curliing Irons...
It seems like you've always got to wait before they get hot.
Mini skirts
I like mini skirts, I refuse to associate anything bad with this one.
Handguns...
It is best not to give them any ammunition as they become dangerous.
Floor tiles..
cold, very cold.
Parking spots..
It takes time to find a good one.
Bananas
They have to be just the right age to satisfy...
Any more?
Interesting that I'm getting thumbs down on this answer. Seems you can dish it out but can't take it! Typical.
2007-04-04 07:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Isaac 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Those were good - i wonder if the 3 below are from experience???
Curling irons.
They're always hot and always in your hair.
..Mini skirts.
If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
2007-04-04 07:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Movinonup 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God knows I can relate to Floor tiles!
Been there, Done that, got the tee shirt!
You get a star for this one, it's the funniest I've seen in a while!
2007-04-04 07:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i can relate to the mini skirts and tiles and curling irons ones
2007-04-05 05:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by sexybabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-04-05 15:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Twister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My answer is There are a lot of evil minded,scheming women out there looking for easy takeres! The man is the one who does the paying most of the time,too!!
2007-04-04 06:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-04-04 07:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I reckon that you are right, which is why I traded the wife in on a cat who is much more appreciative.
2007-04-04 06:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by Clive 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I love them, did you think them up youself!
2007-04-05 02:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Kitten Rox! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋