Entertainment & Music - 4 April 2007

2007-04-04 07:15:13 · 13 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 07:14:49 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

and you just don't understand them?

2007-04-04 07:14:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you dont like either, hit back page and get out of here, I don't want your stupid answers.

If you care to answer, then please. My wife wants me to ask....

2007-04-04 07:14:11 · 12 answers · asked by pancakes & hyrup 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok so there is a blonde that works at the m&m factory. she was the one that checked to make sure that they all had a m and she had to through away all the ones that are not m's. now...

...why did she get fried from her job?

2007-04-04 07:13:19 · 10 answers · asked by sexy_cutie_pie1256 1 in Jokes & Riddles

just don't get you sometimes?

2007-04-04 07:12:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you say pop or soda?
or something else

2007-04-04 07:11:50 · 19 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-04-04 07:11:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Did you eat it just to be nice?

2007-04-04 07:10:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and I don't complain, I'm house broken and I'm only a friend with benefits to the opposite sex, sorry!

2007-04-04 07:10:08 · 0 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 07:08:29 · 1 answers · asked by Renee 2 in Other - Entertainment

What were your favorite Simpsons moments? Here's one of mine:

Homer @ the museum with Lisa:

H: What does "suggested donation" mean?
Lady: Well, it means you can pay as much or as little as you like.
H: What if I wanna pay, oh say... nothing!
Lady: Well that's OK, too.
H: So let me get this straight: *you* expect *me* to pay you $4 out of the goodness of my >stifling laughter< h-h-heart? Good
luck, lady!
And he walks off laughing.

There's also the time he parked across 3 handicap spots at the mall and the step-dragged his way from the parking lot.

Classic Homer...

2007-04-04 07:08:27 · 10 answers · asked by Smurfette 5 in Television

The words are : Whats wrong with you your looking kinda of down to me. Another clue is it was no 2 in 1999, and the singer is vanessa felt boyfriend?
Also I would like to know of any websites that cover the titles of records over the past years? Something like a database.

2007-04-04 07:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...
who lives with a female roommate Maria...

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Reading his moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don’t suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but Ill e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote;



Dear Momma,
I’m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my
house, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Anthony



Several days later, Anthony received an e-mail from

his Momma which read.......



Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with Maria, and I’m not
saying that you don’t sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now.

Love,
Momma.

2007-04-04 07:03:37 · 11 answers · asked by tiffywiffy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My neighbor's mom bought her a new washer "just because" and my husband needs a new lawn mower so he asked the neighbor's mom to adopt him. He's 32. She just laughed and no paperwork has arrived. I think he's too old, what do you think?

2007-04-04 07:03:10 · 19 answers · asked by JenJen 6 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Englishman: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chukling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain ."

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Englishman: "We don't. In Britain , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
bubble-gum and sell them to France

2007-04-04 07:03:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Because some of the answers I get to my questions have to be drug inspired. lol

2007-04-04 07:01:25 · 23 answers · asked by Kelli 3 in Polls & Surveys

my friend who is a Marine Mp was working at the base and all of a sudden he pulls me close to him and kisses me.I go "ok hopefully nobody seen that" he goes " Im a MP u didn't follow my direction"

2007-04-04 07:00:54 · 8 answers · asked by Angel eyes 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:59:45 · 4 answers · asked by meems4u 1 in Television

just don't get it in my eye it burns

2007-04-04 06:59:33 · 18 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

...outdoors where everyone can see, while a video camera records everything?

2007-04-04 06:59:01 · 17 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

what does it mean to you?

2007-04-04 06:58:44 · 16 answers · asked by x 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a place I could send it to or something?

2007-04-04 06:58:12 · 3 answers · asked by morningview3 3 in Movies

2007-04-04 06:58:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's TOM CRUISE sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him CHUCK NORRISE, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor TOM CRUISE starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on TOM CRUISE, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a TOM CRUISE crying."

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

2007-04-04 06:58:02 · 17 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:57:41 · 10 answers · asked by Homestar Runner 6 in Polls & Surveys

And why?

2007-04-04 06:57:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

"Things always come in trees my boy!" Was he a voyeur?

2007-04-04 06:56:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 06:55:21 · 2 answers · asked by cod 2 in Music

Do you come to a complete stop at a stop sign?

2007-04-04 06:54:28 · 20 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Polls & Surveys