What were your favorite Simpsons moments? Here's one of mine:
Homer @ the museum with Lisa:
H: What does "suggested donation" mean?
Lady: Well, it means you can pay as much or as little as you like.
H: What if I wanna pay, oh say... nothing!
Lady: Well that's OK, too.
H: So let me get this straight: *you* expect *me* to pay you $4 out of the goodness of my >stifling laughter< h-h-heart? Good
luck, lady!
And he walks off laughing.
There's also the time he parked across 3 handicap spots at the mall and the step-dragged his way from the parking lot.
Classic Homer...
2007-04-04 07:08:27 · 10 answers · asked by Smurfette 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Boy, these are all great answers. Some, I'm ashamed to say, I hadn't thought of since forever. I can't, in good conscience, choose the best of all these, so I think I'll let you all fight it out. So have at it, you all! May the strongest survive!
2007-04-10 02:12:40 · update #1
Lisa: As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...
Lisa, Bart: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
[Lisa has had a nightmare]
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...
Homer: AHHHHHHHH! BOOGEYMAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
[Homer bursts into Bart's room]
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2007-04-04 12:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by eyenoura 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My favorite episode is where Springfield Elementary closes and Bart is outside flying a kite at night
(errily) "Hello Mother dear."
And Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine that keeps going faster.
Homer: Lisa get in here!
Lisa: Yes Dad.
Homer: In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
2007-04-04 07:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hens love roosters
geese love ganders
everyone else loves
Ned Flanders!
Homer: Not me
everyone who counts loves
Ned Flanders!
2007-04-08 19:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by kittykatdoll_08 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When he finds out Bart, Lisa and Maggie are being born, he pulls off his hair, running up the stairs, eventually making him bald.
Also, anything with Moe is funny.
2007-04-08 05:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ram27 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lisa telling homer she is entering a math contest . Lisa "If I win ,I get an electric protractor " Homer "Great , if we owned a farm "
2007-04-04 07:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my favorite all time simpsons moment was when Lisa saw a dolphin with the 6-can holder thingy and when she took it off of the dolphin it tried to bite her and Lisa looked at it and said "You son of a ...." and Homer covered her mouth..
love it
2007-04-04 07:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything with Sideshow Bob gets me giggling.
2007-04-04 07:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Michael L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Homer the Heretic
Homer: "God, what's the meaning of life?"
God: "You'll find out when you die."
Homer: "But I can't wait that long."
God: "You can't wait 6 months?"
Homer: "No, tell me now."
God: "Okay..."
2007-04-09 19:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...
nothing at all....
nothing at all....
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders
2007-04-04 07:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by drainelenie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your question may be a classic oxymoron.
2007-04-04 07:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by Doctor J 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋