Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...
who lives with a female roommate Maria...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Reading his moms thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don’t suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but Ill e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote;
Dear Momma,
I’m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my
house, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received an e-mail from
his Momma which read.......
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with Maria, and I’m not
saying that you don’t sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now.
Love,
Momma.
2007-04-04 07:03:37 · 11 answers · asked by tiffywiffy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEHEHEHEHE!HAHAHAHAA!!HOHOHOHOHO!LMAO!LOL!GOOD ONE!KEEP UM COMING!
2007-04-04 07:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by niciash_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Tiffany Honey! That was such a beautiful joke...Hugs & Kisses are being sent your way just to tell you Sweetie, I loved your joke in a very special way!!!
2007-04-04 07:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Good one! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-04-04 07:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH I love it!!10/10!!
2007-04-04 07:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU GO MOMMA!!! I'm gonna tell this one to all of my friends!!!
2007-04-04 07:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, i have to send it to my one of my friend
2007-04-04 09:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by luscy y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2007-04-04 07:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Pumagirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... very nice!!!
2007-04-04 07:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha...! that's really good
2007-04-04 07:09:50 · answer #9 · answered by sonder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-04 07:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋