There's TOM CRUISE sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him CHUCK NORRISE, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor TOM CRUISE starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on TOM CRUISE, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a TOM CRUISE crying."
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
2007-04-04 06:58:02 · 17 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
chuck norris roundhouse kicks tom cruise in the face, and laughs at him for being a pansy
2007-04-04 07:01:11 · answer #1 · answered by Syd 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton happens to be walking by and sees everything that just happens.She turns to Tom and says "that's hot". Upon hearing this Katie smacks her in the head with a spicy buffalo wing and stomps off in a huff.The truck driver, feeling very guilty for all the trouble he just caused, promises Tom he'll convert to Scientology if they can forget the whole episode.
Paris picks up the spicy buffalo wing from her "cleavage",takes a bite and says, "now that's really hot", takes a sip of Chuck's drink and walks away like nothing unusual happened at all.
2007-04-04 09:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Lady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tiny fists of power come out of Chuck Norris' beard, they grab a salt shaker and throw salt in the trucker's eyes. As the trucker stumbles about in obvious agony, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks throught the wall.. as the trucker lies there in agony Tom Cruise shouts" Show me the money!....so I can buy a new drink.." As Tom Cruise sat there drinking his new drink, Chuck Norris simotaneously had sex with the barternder and roundhouse kicked Tom Cruise while ranting against the Mission Impossible movies..the moral of the story is though Chuck Norris may be your best friend, he is also your worst enemy
2007-04-04 07:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
chuck norris is conscious what willis is talking approximately chuck norris taught jesus the thank you to stroll on water chuck norris counted to infinity-two times chuck norris has already been to mars-that's what there is not any sign of existence there Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres on the instant. Chuck Norris is conscious the place Carmen Sandiego is. If Chuck Norris is late, time extra desirable sluggish the **** down
2016-12-15 16:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Katie Holmes comes in and towers over the truck driver, he runs cryinf out of the bar. She and Tom alonr with Chuck head to a Sciencetoligst meeting
2007-04-04 07:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by buggyx2 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He takes Tom Cruise outside and beats the holy crap out of him!! Yay!!
I love Chuck Norris!!
2007-04-04 07:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by YAWN 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tom Cruise says, "I wasn't crying, the tears were running away from you because they're scared of your mighty roundhouse kick, all-powerful Chuck Norris." He then kneels before Chuck Norris and proclaims him new ruler of the Scientology universe, and gets so excited that he jumps up and down on the bar, yelling "I...LOVE...CHUCK...NORRIS!!"
2007-04-04 07:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tom wipes his tears with his sleeve and hugs Chuck and thanks him for his compassion....and then he socks him in the belly and runs like a little sissy out the door never to be heard from again except by crazed scientologist!
2007-04-04 07:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TOM CRUISE hugs him, then twists CHUCK NORRIS's nipples. All's good now.
2007-04-04 07:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
L. Ron Hubbard comes back from the dead to murder Chuck Norris.
2007-04-04 07:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ally O 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋