An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"
Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Englishman: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chukling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain ."
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
Englishman: "We don't. In Britain , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
bubble-gum and sell them to France
2007-04-04 07:03:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
viva le English raflmao
2007-04-04 07:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok...it's a very good one..but I posted it two days ago but with an Englishman and an Irishman ;)
2007-04-04 07:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehhe strong one queen.. giv the french a strong kick. and yet another information: bubble gums are frequently indigestible.. yet after I by coincidence ate a bubble gum..yet no unintentional outcomes until eventually eventually now :D
2016-12-03 06:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best I've heard in ages, mate
2007-04-04 21:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Good one! Nasty though. 8/10.
2007-04-04 07:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - very funny.
2007-04-04 07:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by qurm_kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm french and I love it!
2007-04-05 02:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Kitten Rox! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sooooooooo funny!!! clever englishman
2007-04-04 07:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great u go english guy! lol
2007-04-04 09:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! What a smartbutt he is! liked it!
2007-04-04 07:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋