Entertainment & Music - 3 April 2007

2007-04-03 11:44:17 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

out of your ears?
yeah whats that all about.?
i got told that i got so many bikes there coming out of my ears..!
what have you got.?

2007-04-03 11:43:53 · 28 answers · asked by Quady 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says
his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens
the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get
lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the
door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down
in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter
and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What
would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be
the right thing to do."

So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He
opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

2007-04-03 11:43:41 · 13 answers · asked by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-03 11:42:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to ensure our music gets to the appropriate audience. Please let me know how/where to get te PA stickers to put on the jewel case of the CDs.

2007-04-03 11:42:10 · 4 answers · asked by aero 5 in Music

I mean age.
I was 20!! what a shame.........

2007-04-03 11:41:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:-)

2007-04-03 11:41:36 · 8 answers · asked by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7 in Movies

the magic 8-ball , than the good folks here in polls and surveys?

2007-04-03 11:41:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you ever wait by the phone expecting a call
or know that someone is going to call but they dont say when and you sit there staring at the phone just waiting for it to RING
dont you hate that!!!

2007-04-03 11:41:10 · 33 answers · asked by butterfly18 3 in Polls & Surveys

have a question for someone who has purchased this DVD

Is it true that the DVD itself (disc) looks as if it were "bootlegged" or pirated. just to keep up with the whole comedic thing?

reason why i ask is because i have a subscription with NETFLIX and i just receive Borat in the mail but the dvd itself looks fake and bootleg. i asked their customer service and they said it was suppose to look like that.

i think they are lying to me. lol

2007-04-03 11:40:16 · 6 answers · asked by prchik 5 in Movies

2007-04-03 11:40:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Okay folks,
The word "single" (as in a relationship) means NOT married. I don't know where people get this idea that "single" means not dating anyone. I've heard conversations where people are asked "Are you single?" And the person answers "no". Then, I learn that all they are refering to is that they are not seeing anyone. GET IT RIGHT! "Single" means not married. Has anyone else noticed this new terminology???

2007-04-03 11:40:02 · 15 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

The good people at the Coca-Cola company are "donating" a certain amount of school materials, and of course x number of Coca-Cola products, in exchange for all students wearing a Coca-Cola tee shirt and posing for a school-wide picture.

It's early morning and you're not dressed. Your Coke tee shirt is still in its plastic wrap, sitting on your bed. What do you do?

What do you do?

(Inspired by actual events)

2007-04-03 11:39:30 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have Pistachio and Macadamia here, which one would you like

2007-04-03 11:39:05 · 26 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Polls & Surveys

if it didn't involve presents?

Oh, and PS: You're MY wife now Dave. All of you Daves.

2007-04-03 11:38:51 · 14 answers · asked by Papa Lazarou 2 in Polls & Surveys

...when it's REALLY hot in the summer?

2007-04-03 11:38:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little paper bag.?
A little paper bag was feeling ill and so off he went to the doctors.
Well the Doc did some blood tests and said i'm afraid you are HIV positive.
I can't be i'm just a little paper bag
Well have you been having unprotected sex
No I'm just a little paper bag
Well have you shared needles
No I'm just a little paper bag
Are you a homosexual
No I'm just a little paper bag
well in that case said the Doc
wait for it........................
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your mother must be a carrier.......

2007-04-03 11:37:55 · 12 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

heh I hate it when I bump into someone but the other person usually says sorry first....I'm like why? it's my fault.

I tripped over a stupid scale in the hallway the other day after I turned around after walking backwards. I was like who the hell puts a scale in the hallway....then I remembered my dad did -.-

2007-04-03 11:37:10 · 14 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have fallen victim to those people who like to report everyone, so my question is this: I have ATT/Yahoo internet service, according to guidlines they can whipe your yahoo clean, but what of my att? (they are one in the same...dont matter which addy i use it will go to the same inbox). And just how many before they kill my very aged yahoo account?

2007-04-03 11:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by LoverOfQT 5 in Polls & Surveys

Be honest!

2007-04-03 11:36:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband took away my markers and coloring pencils last night because he didn't like something I did. He knows I like to draw because it makes me happy.

2007-04-03 11:35:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-03 11:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Music

bite off animal crackers first?

2007-04-03 11:34:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-03 11:34:23 · 25 answers · asked by deltagremlin 5 in Television

2007-04-03 11:33:47 · 27 answers · asked by up4anything 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-03 11:33:05 · 11 answers · asked by solomon 1 in Comics & Animation

C3PO being the favorite is like Sanjaya on American Idol. What is your favorite Star Wars Stamp?

http://www.uspsjedimaster.com/main/vote/view_stamps.html?route=vote.s&source=SWUSPS07

2007-04-03 11:32:15 · 12 answers · asked by Lil Miss Answershine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-03 11:31:20 · 23 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-03 11:31:03 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Music

i am babsitting my neibors kids for about 5 hours. one is a boy about 8 years old and his little sister is about 6 years old. when i wasnt looking they drank coke and al the caffeine made them realy hyper and they were bouncing off the walls. i was totaly overwhelmed and so i put them in they're mothers walk in closet and locked them in there. but dont worry i gave them a jug of water and i have been tossing a hot dog in there every hour. i dont know what to do. please help

2007-04-03 11:30:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys