I've learned...
(1) The reason men have more gas than women is because women don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.
(2) Don't give your cat a bath if you're a hemophiliac or if you don't have a suit of armor.
(3) Don't cuss while your nephew is in the car because you might as well record the swear word and play it back at the dinner table so the whole family can enjoy it.
(4) Never eat anything that someone says, "It's a delicacy in some countries" unless that country is Chocolate Land.
What have you learned? Educate me.
2007-04-03
11:44:22
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