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I've learned...
(1) The reason men have more gas than women is because women don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.
(2) Don't give your cat a bath if you're a hemophiliac or if you don't have a suit of armor.
(3) Don't cuss while your nephew is in the car because you might as well record the swear word and play it back at the dinner table so the whole family can enjoy it.
(4) Never eat anything that someone says, "It's a delicacy in some countries" unless that country is Chocolate Land.

What have you learned? Educate me.

2007-04-03 11:44:22 · 8 answers · asked by Cochran 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

1- men are just as bad as women, hahaha... not!
2- when in doubt, c out.
3- if it looks like it is gonna rain, bring an umbrella
4-being promiscuous is expensive.
5- pee before you leave the restaurant/ movie/ place
6- people are psychotic when it comes to driving

2007-04-03 11:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Myra G 5 · 1 0

First off I have to tell you that I love 2 and 3. Okay I learned that you do not give a cat a shower in an enclosed shower where she can not get out, I learned that in some situations it's best to bite the crap out of your tongue and keep your mouth shut, I've learned that you don't walk up behind a horse and spook it.

2007-04-03 18:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

That you can't trust everyone
That life has special surprises that can be either good or bad
and that just being yourself can help you in life when talking to new people or trying to make new friends.

2007-04-03 18:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Op. 5 · 1 0

That we should all try to be better people.

True love can only come when you love yourself.

Some of the men will cheat some of the time; but not all of the men will cheat all of the time.

2007-04-03 18:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2 0

Angel is an accountant
Trust her wisdom ; D
But not her sense of humor
Georgie is still here
Petty peeps be shot on sight

2007-04-03 18:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do the best you can,with what you got.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself,because there is always someone in a worse situation than you.

2007-04-03 18:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Moanika 6 · 2 0

My best friend is my worst enemy
I do not put anything in writing
I do not trust man

2007-04-03 18:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 3 0

My gaydar doesn't work, I always fall for gay guys

2007-04-03 18:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by sarahmoose2000 5 · 1 0

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