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Little paper bag.?
A little paper bag was feeling ill and so off he went to the doctors.
Well the Doc did some blood tests and said i'm afraid you are HIV positive.
I can't be i'm just a little paper bag
Well have you been having unprotected sex
No I'm just a little paper bag
Well have you shared needles
No I'm just a little paper bag
Are you a homosexual
No I'm just a little paper bag
well in that case said the Doc
wait for it........................
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your mother must be a carrier.......

2007-04-03 11:37:55 · 12 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Now thats what i call a joke. 10/10

2007-04-03 12:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

yes mice love peanut butter, but are you trying to get rid of the mouse as in killing it because if the mouse puts too much peanut butter in it's mouth it will suffocate. if you are simply tring to catch the mouse and then remove it to the outside of your house, then you should put some food in a bucket (i.e. cheeze, apple, any other food that mice like) and put some sort of ladder for it to get into the bucket, the mouse will fall in but will not be able to get out, you will then be able to take the mouse outside and release it.

2016-05-14 15:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

good 1 lmao 10/10

2007-04-05 09:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Silly but funny! lol!

2007-04-03 11:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Lol

2007-04-03 12:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0 0

old but I love it

2007-04-03 19:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

yes i like it clean and funny :::good one

2007-04-03 19:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHHAHAHAH! thats rlly good

2007-04-03 12:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha that was good

2007-04-04 02:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by diamond 2 · 0 0

roflmfao

omg i think i just pee'd! :-D

2007-04-03 11:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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