Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

I dont mean to offend anyone you know there are brunette jokes..


A blonde thinks her boy friends cheating on her so she buys a gun. she goes home to her apartment and her boyfriends kissing a redhead she points the gun at him. But she becomes so overcome with grief she puts the gun to her head.
" Honey dont!" yells her boyfriend
"Shut up your next" said the blonde


A blonde is in a car crash her car is completley ruined but shes fine. The police man walks up and says "are you okay your car looks like a squashed accordian that an elephant stood on"
"Yeah I'm fine"
"What happened"
"Well I was driving and I saw a tree so I swurved to the left then I saw another tree so I swurved to the right. you probably get the picture..."
"Mam there's no trees on this road that was your air freshener"

Please tell me if you know any more!

2007-03-27 18:11:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for special reconnaisance missions?

2007-03-27 18:11:08 · 9 answers · asked by blinkky winkky 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did you know he is 47?

2007-03-27 18:10:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 18:10:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I voted for Sanjaya like 200 times, and now I'm worried that I will get charged on my phone bill.


I did not text, I just called...

2007-03-27 18:10:35 · 7 answers · asked by oliver 1 in Television

2007-03-27 18:10:14 · 14 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

How much of a bad speller you are when you hit spell check?

2007-03-27 18:10:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Acid pro
Reason
Logic Pro
Fruity loops 7
cakewalk
pro tools

2007-03-27 18:09:29 · 5 answers · asked by B D 1 in Music

What were they doing?

2007-03-27 18:09:08 · 16 answers · asked by Melody 4 in Comics & Animation

I mainly write and I have very basic guitar skills ( like six chords). I'm not incredibly serious right now, so I don't want to spend a bunch, but I want to come up with a "skeleton" for songs so I can try to match music with the lyrics?

2007-03-27 18:09:07 · 3 answers · asked by Alice 2 in Music

If you watch Girls Next Door, and you saw American Idol tonight (Tuesday 3/27), you'd see how much alike they look. Holly and Gwen look like long lost twins!

Holly Madison:
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=72226626

2007-03-27 18:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by l.marie 3 in Television

2007-03-27 18:08:56 · 4 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Television

I don't want to be 28 in october!!!!! So how can we freeze time......any ideas.....?????

2007-03-27 18:08:19 · 40 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

I shower daily, use soap, body wash, great antipersperant and deodorant. the whole works, yet I still smell...even after taking a shower and having no sweated!

Please tell me if chlorophyll or any of these other things will stop me from smelling bad (yes or now):
magnesium
zinc
acidophilous
liquid chlorophyll
Mangosteen
bodymint
vitamin B12
digestive enzyme
Musk or patchouli
hibiclens



then, please tell me how much to take and AS MANY DETAILS AS POSSIBLE WILL EARN BEST ANSWER, WHICH I WILL CHOOSE PERSONALLY :) AND JUST KNOW you're changing my life...thank you

2007-03-27 18:08:09 · 3 answers · asked by oliver 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's okay to pretend that you're attractive, but it's not cool that they pretend not to be jealous of me.

2007-03-27 18:08:06 · 13 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 3 in Polls & Surveys

I remember watching this show in the 80's, possibly mid 80's like 1985 to 1987...

It had people dressing up as animals and they walked like humans. There was a fox who wore a top hat or a fancy hat and a coat, there was also a lion. One female animal was pinkish in color.

Can you guys help???

2007-03-27 18:07:44 · 11 answers · asked by Andrea 1 in Television

2007-03-27 18:07:40 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

8.5 here. I like Sin City better personally, but 300 still blew me away

2007-03-27 18:07:23 · 15 answers · asked by JM 1 in Movies

If u are a celebritie, a singer, actor, model etc
what's ur name and what's ur prove....?

2007-03-27 18:06:48 · 6 answers · asked by Jamie T 4 in Celebrities

this is my final question of the night! ive asked all i can and ive answered all i can soooooooo i guess im going for the night lol

2007-03-27 18:06:27 · 16 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Waved to someone who waved to you only to find out they were waving at someone behind you?

How did you recover?. . .or did you?

Tell Matticus he WANTS to KNOW.

2007-03-27 18:06:19 · 22 answers · asked by Matticus Kole 4 in Polls & Surveys

She spends alot of time in this section.

2007-03-27 18:06:17 · 3 answers · asked by BOBBY B 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think I'll just go and watch Invader Zim, now...bye everyone...

2007-03-27 18:05:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

2007-03-27 18:05:29 · 5 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

superman in the tv show smallville?why dont he ever change his clothes?it seems like in all or most of the episodes he's wearing the same thing.

2007-03-27 18:04:36 · 7 answers · asked by Itsjustme 5 in Television

2007-03-27 18:04:25 · 49 answers · asked by phantom stranger 3 in Movies

It should be #1!!

2007-03-27 18:04:21 · 9 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 18:03:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need the call numbers for the AM show for Coast to Coast with George Norry (and Art Bell) for Newport News VA. The zip is 23608. The area code is 757.

2007-03-27 18:03:57 · 3 answers · asked by justsittingaround 2 in Music

2007-03-27 18:03:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies