I dont mean to offend anyone you know there are brunette jokes..
A blonde thinks her boy friends cheating on her so she buys a gun. she goes home to her apartment and her boyfriends kissing a redhead she points the gun at him. But she becomes so overcome with grief she puts the gun to her head.
" Honey dont!" yells her boyfriend
"Shut up your next" said the blonde
A blonde is in a car crash her car is completley ruined but shes fine. The police man walks up and says "are you okay your car looks like a squashed accordian that an elephant stood on"
"Yeah I'm fine"
"What happened"
"Well I was driving and I saw a tree so I swurved to the left then I saw another tree so I swurved to the right. you probably get the picture..."
"Mam there's no trees on this road that was your air freshener"
Please tell me if you know any more!
2007-03-27 18:11:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-27 18:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that second one best.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder and anything else she might need was in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."
2007-03-27 18:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by ice_purple969 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the docs workplace one :) _____ a guy approached a merchandising device in use via a blonde. He watched her placed her income, press the button, and get a can of Coke. The blonde repeated this action some situations, and quickly a queue began to style. the guy tapped the blonde on the shoulder and with courtesy mentioned, "Excuse me, yet ought to somebody else use the device?" The blonde rotated angrily and responded, "can't you spot i'm triumphing?!" _____ A blonde went to a wealthy portion of the neighbourhood, and went from door to door offering to do oddjobs to fund her trip. She went to a huge, fancy domicile, and asked the previous guy if he became fascinated. the guy observed she became blonde, and desperate to be crafty. So he can provide the blonde £50 to color his porch. Now, he has a huge porch, and it will take her a while to color it - and he knows it would fee him better than £50 to get it completed. So whilst the blonde consents he is going and gets her paint, and a broom earlier chickening out smugly into his domicile to tell his spouse. a pair of hours later, the doorbell is going off lower back, and the guy thinks the blonde ought to have run out of paint. So he is going to the door with yet another tin. "Oh i do no longer choose extra paint," smiles the blonde, "i've got complete. i've got even completed 2 coats." The previous guy is startled, yet thinks he ought to have purely dozed off and lost music of time. So he hands over £50, happy along with his scam. The blonde takes the funds and starts to stroll away. Then she turns around and says, "Oh and via the way, that's no longer a porsche, that is a mercedes." x
2016-12-15 10:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-27 18:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those actually aren't that funny. However, I got a great one for you. What does a blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
They both swallow a lot of seamen.
And by far my favorite blonde joke (since I am blonde)
What's brown, red, black and blue?
A brunette who told too many blonde jokes!
2007-03-27 18:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny ones! Don't know too many blonde jokes though! Sorry!
2007-03-27 22:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There OK the 1st one is better...
How do you make a blonds eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why do some girls have bruises all around their belly buttons?
Blond guys are dumb too.
How do you get a blond pregnant?
How does it feel to be dumber than a blond...lol
2007-03-27 18:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I really like the second joke. I dont know any others though, sorries.
2007-03-27 19:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's some funny shi#
2007-03-27 18:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..funny
2007-03-27 18:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋